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I have no idea.
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I have no idea ever actually.
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So we were just talking about what I ate before we got on the pod.
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Yeah, I have questions about it.
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Why I don't understand.
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So I had two eggs, because my stomach likes to growl when we are recording.
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I just here's my thing with eggs.
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I love eggs.
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Two wouldn't be enough, and now I'm wondering if I'm eating like a lot more eggs than I should be.
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I mean they're healthy for you.
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So I don't think it's like an excess thing you eat.
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Four.
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I eat like four.
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Yeah, sometimes I'll crack six, and then I'll just give some to the dog oh really, I feel like when I've done that to the dog, they have the worst farts oh, I mean they're boxers so they're pretty farty.
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I don't know if I would notice like a difference yeah, I like pan fried them in some butter with like some extra some um everything bagel seasoning.
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Yeah, I definitely pan fried mine in olive oil and then I cover them in hot sauce, but I definitely do.
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Here's a question this one really triggers people.
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Do you pan scramble?
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What is yeah?
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Like, do you just drop them in and then scramble while they're cooking?
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Absolutely not, yeah, oh, I'm a pan scrambler hardcore.
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I can see that I like to whip it.
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Good, yeah, sometimes I will if I'm like really in the mood.
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But like it does make another dish, though I don't love that.
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I know it's like the and like the egg juice is.
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Really I get kind of sketched out, don't talk about it?
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Nope, but that's why I can't do it.
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I really wish you wouldn't have said that I was feeling a little nauseous before.
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The fact that you just said that legit in my throat just had a visceral reaction.
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What about the egg that I ate?
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The other day in front of you, we tried a new restaurant and we will keep them unnamed.
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I believe that it might have been pickled.
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It was gray and everybody's egg was gray, and so I took a risk.
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And this was it.
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First of all we need context here.
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It was ramen we, because I feel like, oh yeah, it was ramen and the egg looked like a horse testicle it looks like a like a full blown ball sack is what it looks like and there was no way in hell.
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And Becca was like well, I'm going to cut it open so it'll be more photogenic.
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I was like there ain't no way in hell.
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This thing is getting more photogenic.
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It was wrong.
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I'm a nine year old man, hold it.
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It turned out.
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I was wrong, I'm a 90-year-old man.
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It didn't look like a perfectly round old gray ball sack and, unfortunately, and so then I ate it because I was in it for the experience and it looked the same way it looked in the.
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I did not eat it because I could not get past it.
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I was so nervous, until like noon the next day I was shitting my pants.
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I was like please, god don't make Literally or figuratively.
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No, figuratively.
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But every time I thought, every time my mind wandered to it, I was like oh, please don't be a bad decision.
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It looked like it was one step above those like pickled eggs in the gas station.
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That's like that big jar of walmart.
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I always seen that walmart juice.
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Have you ever had one?
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flipping a absolutely not I am.
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I am teetering on the verge of peaking right now, and I'm totally not.
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My eyes are watering.
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My favorite is that the other day, two episodes ago, you said I was talking about the BLT salad and I was talking about my food issues and I was literally saying, oh, I'll put shredded cheese down at the bottom so that the dip will lift up.
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I just don't want to fight for my life.
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And you were like I feel like I don't have any of these issues.
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Upon further exploration.
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And we found mine.
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I am triggered by egg juice and pickled eggs.
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I mean, some people will pickle anything.
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You know what they just made me think of, like foggers I got into.
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Can you milk me?
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Can you milk me?
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Oh god, this is gonna be full-on mayhem today.
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I can just tell we are coming out of the end of february.
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Um, spring is around the corner, please.
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God spring, god Spring me now.
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Oh, this is oh yeah, so this weekend.
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Oh shit, this is a finale.
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That's not possible, dude, legit.
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This is 60.
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This is our season five finale.
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I wish we knew that.
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Going into this Like shit Guys, I will tell you something about muscle memory.
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Same thing for working out.
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There comes a time where you just get in the water and keep swimming and you never, ever, ever stop, and then you don't even realize that you are on the season finale, because that is how much.
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This is just a muscle that you use, and for that I will say I am proud of us deeply.
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Truly, 60 episodes is nothing to laugh at.
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That is some serious commitment For real.
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But I the reason I looked through my calendars cause I was like oh, it's daylight savings time this weekend.
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Oh, like when this airs Yep, then I will be in Columbia for both days for a gymnastics meet, and we are the eight o'clock spot on Sunday morning, so quite literally that is going to affect every piece of that weekend.
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But don't you love like when the days go back to being longer?
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I am here for it.
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I want to see the sun at night, if that's what you're talking about.
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I want Clark to say I can't go to bed yet see the sun at night.
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If that's what you're talking about.
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I want Clark to say I can't go to bed yet because the sun's still up.
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I like to hear her say that.
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I used to love when I would have to go to bed when I was a kid, and my dad would be like mowing the lawn, or a neighbor would be mowing the lawn, I don't know why, but like having your windows open.
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It's like an old school glimmer right Having your windows open, having the lawn being mowed, like talking to your bed after running your ass ragged all fucking day.
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I'm like smelling somebody like grilling burgers or something.
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Oh, I was going to say, one of my favorite things is like sometimes my mom, you know, like we didn't eat out a lot as a kid, like that wasn't part of our growing up, and sometimes my parents would be so busy with like yard work and everything.
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There's this restaurant called Shaler's where I grew up and it's just like the flat burgers, whatever they're called I can't even think right Smash burgers, but it's like not nearly that fancy, like they didn't call them smash burgers.
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Yeah, that wasn't like a term.
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No, you could get hot dogs, chicken fingers, smash burgers and then off the side of it there was like ice cream.
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but we're talking like the twist and it's either chocolate or vanilla or, like the dairy queen twist yes, but it was all owned by shalers and it's like you could just get toppings, but you were talking about choosing chocolate or vanilla or twisted up um, and they had like the big buckets of pickles and I I would just pray.
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Once I started to get to be like three o'clock and I didn't see like meat on the counter.
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I was like, oh, please, god, let this be, because it was like they had like the crushed up ice and we were allowed to get like root beers and I was like, fuck, yes, let it be a shaylor's night.
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I mean, I just like I fucking lip read, like I somebody should take me back in my adult life because it's still open and I recently was like joking with a friend about it because they went.
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I fucking love shaylor's.
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It's like right on the water too.
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It's like the drive there is really fun I'm just ready for summer things and and I feel I'm normally not like this.
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I mean, I love winter, I love cozy, I love hoodies, but your girl needs some sun.
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Oh, there's a part of me that's blue.
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I can see the blood running through multiple areas on my body.
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What is going on Like?
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Why is it so bad?
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This isn't the part that we like.
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We like the November, december part, where we've known.
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Yep, yeah, we like the Christmas tree, we like the outings, we like the breaks for like Thanksgiving and like parades and the hallmark.
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This part is exactly why I moved.
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It's like a troll.
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I look like a Casper troll.
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Oh, it is With eczema.
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By the way, my skin is reflective, it's just.
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It's so bad Because I no, I am just not here for it.
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I need some sunshine, I need some pool time, I need a cold beer, I need some.
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I just need all of that in my life.
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I was listening back to one of the episodes about getting chicken wings and a beer and I think we need that date, we need a preemptive, so we owe ourselves a lunch.
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We do we go to home team Without gray ball sacks?
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mind you.
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The egg was in.
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I'll tell you what, though?
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Same thing.
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There definitely was a man next to us and unfortunately, because I'm the friend, that's like dating.
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So every time I'm at a girl's dinner, I'm only out.
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Two things are happening I'm either with the chicks or I'm with the dude.
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So you're getting I'm either with the chicks or I'm with the dicks.
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Yeah, chicks or dicks.
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The dicks yeah, chicks or dicks.
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I love that Absolutely.
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Hashtag chicks or dicks ride or die.
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So I'm either very clearly on what is like an awkward but not awkward date or I am unpacking every single thing that was said or done, including anything.
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If it's extreme, we're going to probably we were.
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I was that sweet little man beside us.
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He was like the man was probably 30.
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He was big and burly.
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Big and burly which both of us looked at him and we were like it's kind of our turn.
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We were sitting very close to him.
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Just the way the seats were, he was sitting close to us.
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We were there first there was very close to him it was just the way the seats were.
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He was sitting close to us.
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We were there first there wasn't family True story and the deeper we got, I could tell you right now he was absolutely listening.
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He had his phone propped up like he was watching YouTube.
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We could tell we were not putting on a show.
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But when he sat down we were already in the throes of the show, in the full on update, and then the ball sack came out, the eggs came out, and so we this poor man it only made it, only exploited the conversation further, because then we had this visual situation happening at the same time.
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God bless America.
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But he definitely he was by himself, he was a hundred percent listening to us.
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No, I think he was like laughing along with the punchline.
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I was like we this man is taking this.
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I hope he takes all of this information back to work and tells everybody what he just heard he should.
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I had a dinner the other day with Taco Bell in summer and the couple next to us at one point like held hands and said a prayer, but it wasn't like right before they ate and I was like, is this our fault?
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yeah, for sure they're like they were probably praying for you I'm here.
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Please pray for me.
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If you know anybody that might be a great match for my, and they're definitely not going to match any of their friends to me, that's for sure so let's go back to your chicken wing and beer at lunch date.
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because I'm here for this, sign me up.
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I actually haven't had the wings at home team.
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I don't think I might have, but I feel like when you were talking about them you were making them sound like something I haven't had, that I need to have.
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Oh my God, they're so good.
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I love their wings.
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They when you were saying that, I was like wait, I think I need to.
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I had the tater tots the other day.
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They were incredible.
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I love a tater tot.
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I don't normally.
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This was really good.
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They were like they had a good.
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Whatever that aioli is that they use was really good.
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I also had their cheese dip, which was full of nonsense.
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There was corn, there was beans.
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It was incredible.
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No, I can't do the corn okay well, so intolerant.
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I shut down for two days, it's okay, then we won't get the cheese dip, we'll just get the tots warm or cold.
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I cannot.
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I sent you a picture because it literally says on the outside so now they've updated the packaging and so now I think it's a permanent dish.
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So because it used to be like a game day situation and remember we had asked chad gbt and they really go all season.
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The packaging has since been updated.
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I think it must have been a hit.
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It is no longer a seasonal, it is part of the main collection.
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And then 100.
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Not only does it say microwave safe on the top and I keep looking at it raw, we're going to call it raw.
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It was not, it was not.
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That was a risk.
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I'll tell you what.
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I like living on the edge, but don't recommend, absolutely do not recommend Living on the edge.
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That was rogue.
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And then you turn it over and one entire side of the three-sided label the top being one of the sides says the heating instructions.
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I was like, yes, it doesn't say it's refrigeration instructions, do you?
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Read the directions for everything you buy I don't read the directions for dick, but I definitely microwave no, I don't, I don't.
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And then I'm also that person who, like cooks, open something and then throws the directions in the trash and then has to get them out like four times to see how long I'm supposed to cook it mostly for mac and cheese, which I feel like by now I should know, but I feel like I might have a lot of things I don't know.
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I definitely built an entire nightstand the other day and the sides were upside down, remember, because we could.
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I couldn't slide the drawer and I was like motherfucker, it's like an undo with my only drill I had, which I bought so I could install the dog gates nate was like he's leaving to go out of town today and I said, hey, I need a new battery in my car thing.
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Oh, yeah, your key fob, yeah.
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And he said, well, I'll just go by and pick one up and you can figure it out.
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I'm like no, no, no, no, I don't feel like I need to be trusted with this.
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Why don't you just order it and you just do it before you leave, because I need to be able to get in my car?
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He's like I just don't want to, I don't want to start holding all the jobs.
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no, no, I just, I know, I just we, we have our things and you know that ain't mine and it's mostly because you just he knows you're like so capable, but then you just got to put your foot down, sometimes be like no.
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I just don't want to.
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It's not for me, no, and I am an independent woman.
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But I really don't know.
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I know, but we're still allowed.
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But woman is the end of that.
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Like we're still a lot of.
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I'm not even trying to start a whole debate here, but like I am a much better person when I'm allowed to be in my feminine energy also so fun fact that you say that, yeah, I bought a book about this, about the female, and I don't know if I'm saying this word like archetype.
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Archetype.
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Archetypes I'm into this Okay, so I bought a book so I could read it, and then I'm going to try to find somebody to get on the pod and we can talk about this.
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I think this is a real thing.
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No, it is, that's why I saw it.
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Well, I'll tell you it is.
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I saw it on Instagram.
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I saw it on Instagram, too.
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I got targeted for an ad that was about dating and your archetype.
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Yeah, I love that.
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Our journey of personal exploration is taking on hundreds of people in 300 plus countries, and we're literally sharing our the way that we what is this word?
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Our attachment styles?
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Yes.
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Our enneagrams yes, our astrology signs.
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We're basically somewhere between figuring out exactly who we are while knowing exactly who we are, and then defining it further, and now we're taking it as far as get ready.
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There are so many let's just for fun.
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Yeah, go ahead, because I bought the book.
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I just haven't read it yet.
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Female archetypes are symbolic and you guys know full well.
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By the way, I did actually ask chat GPT yesterday if we could be part of like a influencer program, and they do not have one.
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Well, damn, you chat GPT.
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I was like come on, I talk about this all the time.
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I educate people on it.
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Stop, I know Um.
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Female archetypes are symbolic representations that capture the varied qualities, roles and potentials traditionally associated with feminine in myth, literature, art and psychology.
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These are not fixed categories.
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They are fluid overlapping patterns that can offer insight into both personal identity and cultural narratives.
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Here are the most common ones.
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Ooh light on me.
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The maiden or the innocent, embodying youth, purity and potential.
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The maiden is often associated with new beginnings, hope and the spark of possibility.
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She represents optimism and the promise of growth.