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off an airplane and directly into the podcast.
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This is how I roll.
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Y'all, this is how we roll.
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This is, this is that was the last hurrah for the summer?
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I think, right, yes, becca.
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We have like 12 days, 11 days until school starts.
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I cannot do anything else.
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It is physically impossible to squeeze in anything else this summer.
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What I like is that you just manifested something is going to be squeezed in, but like yeah.
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I'm just, but yes, just landed about an hour and a half ago and got home and immediately booted up.
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And here we are, folks, here we are and welcome back to Olympics land Cause I don't know if you got much time to watch it while you were like busy.
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It's been so fun.
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10 out of 10 recommend.
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I've been leaving it on my TV Like right now.
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Soccer's on all day.
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Every day I've been watching.
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Did you see the um?
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I don't know what the name of the sport is.
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It's like the guy where with the gun he like shoots the gun gun guys.
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No, I haven't seen any of this I've been okay.
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So yeah, there's.
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It shows everybody else, with this crazy equipment like these eye patches and these like lenses, the guy from turkey rolls up in a t-shirt, one of his hands in his pocket, turns his gun sideways and gets this silver absolutely no, anything.
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They're like that's badass.
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Oh it's.
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I'm gonna find a meme to show you because I did see a meme about that.
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Oh, that's because the guy was like going to home depot on like a random saturday.
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It was wild.
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everyone else is decked out in thousands and thousands of dollars of equipment.
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He's got his hand in his pocket like a full gangster.
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I mean, I'll never get over it, steven the pommel horse guy never getting over that.
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I really need to watch Sea of Limb.
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It just has not been in the cards for me, unfortunately.
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I would like to watch it just there.
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It just has not been in the cards for me, unfortunately, but I would like to do a little.
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Do a little catch up on it.
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I made a joke last night on Instagram that romance readers everywhere or romance writers, I'm sorry were opening their laptops and thinking about the pommel horse guy.
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Did you know anything about this guy?
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No, okay, so his only job for the team metal was pommel horse.
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He is like an engineer from maybe Pittsburgh, somewhere random.
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He is like I don't know if he's high, he's a super nerd.
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But he's literally on the side sleeping Like he's got his eyes closed.
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He's just dialed in the entire time.
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His is the last event, takes his big glasses off, wipes them like Clark Kent and pummel horses Like no one has ever pummel horse before.
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The guys on this side are screaming.
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You know how I love like the team feeling they just meddled for like the first time in like 17 years.
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They're out of their minds.
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This Clark Kent guy was like romance writers everywhere are like let's take the engineer nerd, let's give him huge classes, let's have a moment where he takes them off, wipes them clean and becomes like the strongest, most capable, most muscular man alive.
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But like I love that, I love the common thing that it's like the unsuspecting person who's rolling up and whipping ass.
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That's why Flavor Flav is sponsoring the polo team right, Because they were all working like three jobs so they could get to the Olympics.
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Flavor Flav man, he can't.
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Did you used to watch that show?
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I love him.
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I was obsessed.
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It was definitely a good time Him and Snoop is.
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I'm telling you right now whoever's idea was to just send Snoop to the Olympics and put him in every seat possible and let him be the hype man.
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Wait till you see it, he's everywhere.
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But he's funny, I've seen.
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Wait till you see it, he's everywhere he's just, but he's funny.
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I mean I've seen the one where he, like, did it with Kevin Hart and I guess it was like the last Olympics when it was the horse, you know, and it was like, yeah, Okay, this time he's.
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He's like down there with the athletes and he's having the you know.
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He's like dancing in the stands and the gymnasts are down in the whatever pit basically dancing back.
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I can't, I need it in my life.
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You do, I do.
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I just saw Nate at the airport because he works there.
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He said what are we doing this weekend?
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I was like not a dang thing, I can't, I can't do anything else.
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He was like I haven't had any human interaction like all week except at work.
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And I'm like.
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I've had all the human interaction.
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Your girl, your girl, needs to shut it down for just like 48 hours.
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So I've been in Universal I went with my, just so everybody knows.
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Yes, update been in Universal, I went with my just so everybody knows because I'm not Update us on Universal.
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So, yeah, I went to.
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Every year, me and my dad and my daughter do a trip.
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This is our third year, I think, yeah, third year, and so we did Universal Studios.
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So we've been going hard since Sunday.
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Is it lidocaine?
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Dude atlanta, what do?
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you hold my fucking neck on a ride.
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I'm not laughing at you, I just like to share logistics of like, oh my god.
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So first it started getting your ass to the's kind of irritating me on the trollicoaster, the trollicoaster.
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I've never been, so I don't even know what we're saying right now.
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Okay, so the trollicoaster.
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It kind of hurt you, those things yank you around.
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And then we did the mummy yesterday.
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My shit got like wrecked.
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I have not been to Universal in 19 years and last time I was there I loved this ride.
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Well, apparently it hits different after 40 because my shit is like.
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I immediately went back to the well.
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We went to lunch at an irish pub.
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I took two aspirin, took two beers and then went back to the room and put a patch on it it.
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It felt a little bit better.
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But yeah, I've pulled my freaking neck on a roller coaster.
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I love that you went this hard at Universal.
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I mean Becca.
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This is my life motto If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it.
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No, no, no, I know you just said I got wrecked yesterday.
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Yeah, I did on a roller coaster and I got wrecked yesterday.
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Yeah, I did On a roller coaster.
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And then Clark, I like it better if you don't say how you got wrecked.
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I like it better when you're like I got wrecked yesterday and I'm like it was on Diet Coke.
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You don't have to know that it was on a trolley coaster, so yeah, so that was the fun.
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But we had a lovely time and it's so fun to have that much time with your parent, like yeah, together, and because, you know, we don't ever really get to do sleepovers with my dad because he lives next door to us.
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So it's just, it was so fun, we had the most fun.
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I love that, but I'm effing exhausted.
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Are you ready for routine?
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Well, I have a story for you first.
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Okay, let me stir Clark's noodles real quick.
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You are going to die when you hear this.
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Okay, so you know how I'm not awesome at my personal email.
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Like it's just not like sometimes like I had gone camping and sometimes I'm just not awesome at my personal email.
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And when I got this apartment which, by the way, I'm about to start putting on blast on here because my ceiling leak is back I came back last night.
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No, I came back last night.
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My whole bed was wet.
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It like wore the seal, so I don't know what to back.
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I came back last night.
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No, I came back last night.
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My whole bed was wet.
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It like wore the seal, so I don't know what to do.
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I'm probably going to need your help.
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I'm very upset about it.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yes, I'm upset.
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I didn't even put the work order in yet because I knew that if I did it this morning, then they were going to come in right when we were recording and I'm not going to deal with it.
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Yeah, I get, I'm with the girls on Sunday.
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We've been together for a long time.
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I'm like we'll go to the pool and I was like I'm going to use that time to go through my personal email and delete like 2000.
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Oh my gosh, I just gave me anxiety Just hearing you say that.
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Well, this, this one's really going to give you anxiety.
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So apparently on that Friday, so two days prior, when I was driving, I got like a little love note from my apartment building that I had a bill that I did not pay because I thought, oh God.
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So apparently when I got this apartment, there's like this secondary little thing for your water, but I thought my water was like in my lease I have not paid for water for eight months.
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Where are these bills?
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Where have the bills been going?
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I don't know for all.
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I know like I don't.
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There's like this thing that you're supposed to sign up for and the details were like in your release and like the email keeps says like yes, and I keep feeling like no and I like you really just haven't.
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I don't like yeah, you lucky they didn't cut your ass off.
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No, but they definitely were like you have to pay this before Monday.
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So it's a good thing.
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I looked and then I had to send proof that I had paid it.
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Oh, my gosh Rebecca.
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Like I hadn't even I had to make a login, like it wasn't even like I think what happened because I do kind of like it was coming back to me a little bit but I remember trying to make the login and being like this is so complicated I don't have the I just it was like when we were selling the house and I had the attorney and there was all these like you have the real estate attorney and all these other people, and then I was trying to make sure I got everything for these guys, just so I could have a bedroom that leaks rain or whatever the hell.
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I don't even think it rained last night.
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So actually now I don't know what the water is.
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Well, wasn't it condensation before?
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I don't know that's what.
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But when it rains, both spots get worse.
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But like last night, it was just wet across my bed and now the sea, the whole line of like the drywall seal is like ripped and they're like we're going to have to open it up.
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But I'm like that's my bedroom.
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Why would we, why should I have to deal with this this many times?
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Yeah, and I mean it's not like they're old, no, but I'm like there was a thing on the ceiling when I moved in and you know how you have to put it in your lease agreement that if anything looks weird, like if there's a hole in the carpet so I put it in and they came up that day and just spray painted it.
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And now I'm kind of pissed because I'm like if that was a known issue and now I'm going to end up dealing with it like we're in month eight.
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Yeah, that's yeah.
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Nah, for the bargain price of $2,300 a month.
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That's flipping bananas so that I can come home from time with a friend and have a soaked bed.
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I'm very frustrated.
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I really don't know what to do.
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Yeah, I think we should talk legal representation.
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Okay.
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I think we're getting there, not on the podcast, but I think we should talk about it.
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Okay, I think we might need to, because, like I really don't the other thing is, like I really don't want to move.
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Yeah, no, I just got here the other thing is like I really don't want to move.
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Yeah, no, I just got here you just got here, anyways.
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So yes, I have not paid a water bill in eight months.
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Who knew?
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Yeah, I, just so.
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I had a $422 water bill.
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I feel like that's something I would do, though, honestly, okay, I feel like I had something like that recently.
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I'm trying to think what it was.
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I was like, oh, I didn't realize I needed to pay that I can't remember exactly off the top of my head what it was.
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Thankfully Nate handles all of our things, because for the exact reason that I would forget to pay, I just, I mean, I guess I just thought it was like part of that something.
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Anything would be part of this, since I'm basically laying under my water bill, I was just kind of hoping that somebody else was picking that up, I guess.
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I don't know, I thought it was part of my lease.
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Yeah, cause they usually are.
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Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
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I don't know that I've really never rented.
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I think I mean for the most, most part, I feel like it's included.
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Or they send you a bill.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Yeah, they send you a bill and then you have to pay it.
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So, yeah, whoops.
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Can they really shut off your water, though, like to one unit?
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Do you think that's possible?
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yes, oh, I mean, it's like a yeah, it's a utility.
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Okay, sorry guys.
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We got off on.
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I know I was dying to tell you in personal I didn't want to text you.
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Plus, I had to get over the part where I was like literally shitting my pants because I definitely had the moment I was like oh yeah, that would suck if you came home and you had like no water and it was like after hours.
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I know Laundry that I like to do, and you know I'm like a bath taker, yes.
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So then I was like, well, I'm definitely saving this for the next time I see you.
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Speaking of laundry, can we talk about the thing that you posted yesterday?
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that made me feel personally attacked.
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Was it personal though, because I actually didn't even make it, but it was very on brand, it felt?
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very.
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It felt very personal.
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I didn't even make it.
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Do you know that you, single-handedly, are responsible for that, because you're the one that said it and then the algorithm gave it to us?
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on the marketing what did it say?
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It came to us on the marketing Instagram.
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You single-handedly Okay.
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All right, here's what it said guys.
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If.
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Simone can medal in multiple Olympic games and have several gymnastics moves named after her.
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I can unpack my suitcase within three business days of arriving at home from a trip.
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I love that somebody made that and I love that.
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Our algorithm was like these two talk about unpacking their suitcase all the time, so they were like you would need this.
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And then I was like I'm certainly not going to pass up this opportunity.
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So I texted.
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I messaged Becca and I was like I feel personally attacked and she said I didn't make it and I should start making funny ones, though.
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I know, though, my suitcase has been packed since spring break, which was in like early April.
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I know I was gonna ask you will you unpack it now that you're done with all of your like big vacations for a little?
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Yes, I will, yes.
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I will.
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I understand.
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Nate's probably listening to this episode right now and he's like hell, no, she won't, no, she won't, no, she won't.
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That shit will sit the floor of our bedroom.
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Yes, honey, I'll unpack it.
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I'll unpack it.
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I would be worried that, like my dog not that it matters I had a bagel this morning and I literally left it, you know, like the little wooden side stand to my couch.
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Yeah, I left it open, foil open, everything sitting there.
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The dog never once even got it like, never even sniffed around.
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Oh yeah, no, tiny.
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I just walked in from the airport and Tiny has eaten one of Nate's pairs of sunglasses.
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So I mean we're definitely in like the chewing eating phase.
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See, that's part of why like for a little bit, especially when, like, we were at the house.
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I don't know what was going on with the dog, but every once in a while she would like pee somewhere.
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I think she was stressed, but I'm like you, pee on my clothes.
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You know, dog pee is like you're never getting that out.
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So, like I was always constantly like, and then the cat was sick also, so I couldn't leave stuff on the floor Cause God knows what she would do Let with it.
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I love that you're making stroganoff at 1116 in the morning.
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Listen, sister, I'm proud of you.
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I'm like, literally proud of you.
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You know what it's making me want, though I've been having a craving for it lately, like beef stew.
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Oh my gosh, I'm having a beef stew craving too.
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I wonder what that means.
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I think it probably means we need vitamins.
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Let me tell you we may have talked about this on the last episode of the podcast.
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I was talking about it with somebody recently, so I'm that person.
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Yes, that on August 1st and like when school starts yeah, I feel like that's the beginning of fall, so like for me we talked about this, yes, so I mean, I definitely and I actually screenshot a meme that I had posted last year it's like me on August 1st and it's this girl in like flannel, with a pumpkin, drinking a pumpkin spot which I don't drink.