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Welcome back everybody, we're here.
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We are, we're back together.
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Episode five Right, you look tan, I am tan and for once it's not fake.
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Well, and you have the perfect Barbie ponytail.
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It's really giving me a vibe and I'm rocking my new Jamaica sweatshirt.
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I'm such a tourist.
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I love it though.
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Yes, we just we just got back from five days in Montego Bay for our 10 year wedding anniversary and it was pretty.
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It was pretty amazing.
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Yeah, 10 years, but it was.
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You know I love being on vacation, but we were there for like, yeah, like Wednesday through Sunday.
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So I feel like and I don't know if I'm the only one who's like this I get severe travel anxiety.
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Oh yeah, no, no, no, like I'm a mom thing, it's the mom thing.
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That's what I was about to say.
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So my mother came in town to watch my daughter and it's like I'm making all the food.
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I'm right now like what days need to go where, what she needs to take to school water bottle, lunchbox list, the five things that she eats for dinner.
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It stresses me out and so like I feel like when I get on vacation, like it takes me like a full day to like drop it back down to neutral.
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Am I the only one like this?
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Well, is it just the mom like getting ready, or is it like I have a fear of flying without my kids, like I don't actually like to be very far?
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I have this like radius, this internal, like I like to be within a five mile radius of them at all times.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes, also freaks me out.
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Yes, 100 percent.
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So I'm a freak about that.
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Actually, we went with one of my best friends who is would get our daughter if something happened to us, and so I insisted on us flying separate airlines.
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True story.
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I believe this about you.
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But when you said, when I realized who was with you, I was like, oh my god, you just took your emergency contact on vacation with you.
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No, I, 100 percent.
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I was like no, no, no.
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She was like oh, like what?
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What flight are you booking?
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I'm like it doesn't matter because we're not flying on the same one.
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She thought I was like joking and I was not, because I'm just such like.
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I'm a person.
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This is classic, jenny.
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I know you hope for the best plan for the worst.
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You do definitely like when I think, ok, like I'm going to rabbit hole, like I'm like Jenny's already been digging down the hole like to the tune of like I met with our like estate planner like you
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did 100 percent, like the week before we left, and I'm like Jessica, which, by the way, shout out if you need any estate planning or realist, jessica at icon law and Park West is the best.
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Yeah, good to know, right, but yeah, I'm like Jessica, we've got to get all this buttoned up and to whoever needs to go to before I fly out, she's like Jenny, you are young and you don't need to worry about this.
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I'm like, but I do, I do worry about it.
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So, yeah, so absolutely, I totally get it.
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This is the most lame vacation talk ever.
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Listen.
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But you have a TN and a Barbie ponytail and life is good.
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So life was good.
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Yeah, and I'm like feeling the Jamaica vibe still, which, yeah, it's like no worries man, it's just like you know, whatever you ask for, whatever you want, there's like no worries man, no worries, and I'm like I need to go to Montego Bay.
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You 100 percent do which.
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I shout out to the Hello Agency Beth Trito Sims planning yet another fabulous vacation for us and our family.
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So yeah, if you need a vacation planer, yeah, what's new in Rebecca land?
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Oh my god, I do things with your way.
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I joined hinge.
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Stop.
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I think I have to.
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I'm going to need you to come closer to the mic.
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So we are not together today, which is different for us, because we're usually like in each other's faces, touching each other, laughing, letting you know, just being who we are, and so this is a little different from us.
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So just you know.
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I know you need me to be closer to the mic.
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You sound like a phone sex operator.
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It's the hinge thing.
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I am telling you right now I'm going to have to quit because I'm like 18 hours in and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get tucked into a suitcase.
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Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm going to need this one.
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I need to see your profile.
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I need to.
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I want to look with you.
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There's nothing to see, okay.
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Because on a rough marriage day, like I need to know, like this is what you're working with, I got you.
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Okay, okay, I'm excited, I'm excited, I got you.
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I mean people that I what's the weirdest thing so far.
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Oh god, some, just some of the photos.
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The use of the English language is pretty rough for me.
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Okay, it was an English major and a marketing major in college and so like that, just tough, like you don't have to be perfect, but like this is, this is well outside of that.
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Okay.
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Is it like a the use of the English language or like a punctuation thing?
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No, no, no, it's the use, it's not okay.
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Like we're missing punctuation.
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Okay, the red flags, like I just want a woman who will cook for me and take care of me.
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I'm like blessed.
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You really just said that like that's.
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I got a message from like a 19 year old.
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I don't feel I mean 19 is way too young, but I mean I feel like to get back out there like young might not be a bad idea 19 is too young 19 is way too young.
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Just to be clear, like I'm not, no.
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I think like 35, 33, maybe, okay, I don't, maybe, maybe not, maybe I'm wrong.
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I definitely don't think like 65.
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So that's also no, I don't think you should have a picture in your mom's house.
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Actually that, yeah, that that goes for younger and older.
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Yeah, I just think yeah okay, I feel like we need to do an entire episode.
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Just further, because I also here's the other thing that's really that has me shook.
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I am not perfect at technology, but like, if you put me in a social space, it's kind of like giving me any product that Apple makes, like I can pretty much navigate it to some degree.
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I do not understand this app at all and the fact that it's like male friendly and they all get it because they're clearly.
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I mean, I woke up today to like 119 things and I don't know what to do Other than just delete it.
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Nope, because you open it and you're like you are a little number.
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Nope, nope, it's just shark infested waters.
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Okay, well, I mean, I feel like it was like that when I was dating click it might not be for me.
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I may actually just decide to be like reclusive, like you may have to go through, like you to get to me, like they may have to like that you might be like my sponsor.
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Oh my gosh, I would be so good at that, because I am so, you, I'm so, I'm so tough on people, I'm pretty sure they're gonna actually have to listen to the podcast and reach out to you directly, and then they're gonna have to be vetted, because I'm just gonna live in my house with my dog and cat and I don't.
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Just be clear there's nothing wrong with that, like there's nothing wrong with that, but I like that.
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Well, I mean, yeah, I'm telling you I think we need to just reevaluate your type, like I think we need to.
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You know, I'm team lumberjack for you.
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Flannel wearing beard May or may not have an axe in his truck, because he drives a truck.
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Absolutely, harry, probably just burly like a burly guy.
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Yeah quiet.
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Good listener, totally Good listener, totally even yes.
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We're on the you need like.
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You need like a Nate, because Nate's so like mellow, and just lets me be my Ridiculous self.
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That's what I was just gonna say.
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I really, but I also can't like fit into a box anymore because they try that.
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So it has to be like somebody who's completely like well, that just is who she is.
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Yes, actually, it's funny you say that.
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I just thought of a story yesterday.
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So, nate, now we're sitting at lunch at we flew from Montego Bay to Miami and I love people watching in the airport.
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It's like my jam.
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So everywhere we like go to sit, like if we go to a restaurant, like always face like out, yeah, and make him sit with his back because, like I want to watch everybody walk it by, but like, so I see all these girls and they're like airport chic is what I call it.
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Okay, you know, like they just look good.
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I mean the hair Girl.
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Let me take something.
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I had the clothes that I flew down there in on.
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I was not smelling my best.
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I'd been eating and drinking non-stop for five days, just you know.
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And so I asked Nate yesterday.
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I said Does it bother you that I'm not airport chic?
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He's like, what the hell does that mean?
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And I was like, well, you know, like these, these girls they come in with like these one-piece jumpsuits, which I also don't understand.
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That the airport's.
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How the hell are you peeing?
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It's.
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Listen.
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I have lived a jumpsuit life because I worked for Michael Kors for a decade.
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I had to do it twice Pregnant.
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I was like y'all, if you barge into this bathroom and this is on you, because I am eight months pregnant and there's nothing cute about this, unless the whole thing it's just you and your thoughts.
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When you get in the bathroom and you're in a jumpsuit, you're sitting there Just like everything hanging, it's just not.
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And again, can you imagine even that in an airplane bathroom?
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Like, are you looking right now?
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So anyway, so like.
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And then the crop tops and these like short sorts, which also grosses me out.
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I'm like your naked butt is sitting on that seat that everybody has sat on all day long.
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It just grosses me out.
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And they say answer was no, like I love you just the way you are, and like I know I mean.
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Happy anniversary to you.
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Oh right, yeah, I mean, listen, we're married and we want to kill each other sometimes, but for the no but I like love that he meant it.
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I think that's the.
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Totally meant it, yeah, yeah.
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And I know him well enough to know he, like, really meant that.
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Totally, yeah.
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So, and that's that's.
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That's that's where it's at, lumberjack or not?
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That's where it's at for you.
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I love that it's not unhinged, so I'm probably gonna have to delete it.
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No, I feel like we need to look into.
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Like you know, I'm old school with the dating like I think you just need to like Go to events where it's kind of you know, it's natural and organic.
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Yeah, but the Charleston boys are like that, like golf, polo, yes, boy.
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So like what event am I gonna go to like?
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Is there like a log rolling contest or something?
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Actually I have been to one in Charleston.
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Thank you very much.
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At the Ladsden County fairgrounds Perfect.
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I guess, so yeah.
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I got you girl Next October, this.
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Well, yeah, this October We'll go to the fair, to the log rolling contest.
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Yes, perfect.
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I just need somebody who's 100 covenant in themselves, and it can apply that to me being myself as well.
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I love that and we can't be in the same weight class.
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Listen, sister Nate's on a journey right now and he has lost a lot of.
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Well, he said he's not trying to lose weight.
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Okay, he's just he's changed the way he's exercising and eating, which I'm very happy for him as I'm very, you know, conscious of his health.
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But he's not a big guy and I am not a small girl and so you know I'm like, I'm tall, you know anyway, I'm a few inches shorter than him but when I put on a heel, definitely definitely taller, and so, yeah, I agree with you, I like a man to have some meat on him, because, yeah, I don't like feeling like I could.
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There is this one picture.
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Okay, I've got to tell you the story real quick.
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So when I was pregnant, you know I just refuse to get maternity pictures, because why the hell anybody would ever do that is beyond to me.
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We should say we're.
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We have shared this off the record, but I'll share it briefly here.
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Like pregnancy, I know that some of you feel so beautiful and you guys just glow, we sweat and it's not amazing.
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Oh, I was the ugliest human being.
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I looked like shrek With blonde hair.
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It was bad.
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It was so bad.
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I was fat everywhere.
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I gains like 85 pounds because I ate red velvet cake and blueberry muffins every day, because that's all I wanted to eat.
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I started what is?
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oh, yeah, you see, I hadn't had any meat.
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In like 20 years I started eating meat and I like I was easily 65 pounds more than I am today.
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It was oh honey, it was rough, so anyways.
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So we, everybody was like no, like you need to take a couple of pictures so you can document this again, so anyway.
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So we went over to my dad's house and I had it was right after one of my baby showers and I had this like striped dress on which, if you were 85 pounds heavier, do not wear horizontal stripes, I do not recommend.
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So we took this picture and one of the poses was my dad.
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My dad was like why don't you sit on Nate's lap?
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I'm gonna pee my pants.
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I've got a text, you the picture right now, just for like.
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Can we put it on the mark?
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We in mayhem, I'm really gay and because Rebecca like and it was one of those things like I didn't know how bad it was until like like I'm looking for right now on my phone, I didn't know how bad it was until like I wasn't pregnant anymore and I was like, oh my god, I look like I have like WWE'd on my husband and like about to snap his freaking femur in half.
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You don't understand, like I know I do, though.
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So do you know?
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That's why I drive a sequoia.
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Oh yeah, because you're a bit, because I, I like, literally, I was driving a forerunner.
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It was beautiful, it was amazing.
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Uh, my ex-husband hated that.
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I actually turned it in, but let me, I just hit a wall in life and I was like I am too fat for this vehicle and I literally drove it to a car max and I said walked in and they were like, can we help you?
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I said, yes, I'm too fat for my car.
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Oh man, and this is a true story.
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And then man was laughing and he was like ma'am and I said, sir, look at me, like I.
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He was like well, you know, like, basically, where are you at?
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Like we have three kids.
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I was like I'm at the end and I don't care, I look like an idiot in this truck.
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So he put me in the black sequoia and I drove it off the law and yeah, that was that.
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Some people were less than thrilled with that decision.
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Like the common sense part is like oh, you can't make a decision like that.
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But I actually can assure you that you can.
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I did it nine years ago and I love that sequoia.
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It's a great truck, knock on wood.
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But I was.
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I just could not fit that for runner.
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I looked like a sausage driver.
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Oh my gosh.
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But yeah, I'm seriously about it, but it's.
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This picture is one of those things that people are like oh, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you thought.
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Like I'm sure you would do.
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And then I show them the picture and they they're so careful because they don't want to make me feel bad about myself and I'm like I'm texting to you right now Cause I'm gonna put it up on the market.
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You totally can put it up.
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Yeah, I mean it's so bad.
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Did you like my little things from yesterday about the Superbowl?
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I put up like the Taylor.
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I put up like little memes.
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Yes, Everybody's such a hater, God oh.
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I know, but I thought it was funny about like our tech guy and then Brock Purdy walking in.
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He said that was a little guy.
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He was hysterical.
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I was like oh, here comes our tech guy.
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Yeah, our poor tech guys.
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My husband, nate, and he gave up on this last night trying to help Rebecca, and I record two mics with one computer, so shout out to my husband for managing that too.
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And allowing me to make memes about it.
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Like Nate we really appreciate you.
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He's a good sport.
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He's a good sport.
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He's also sometimes our driver our driver.
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Yes, he's very, he's very multifaceted.
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I'm very very lucky, very protective.
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Yeah, you really are, I know I am, I am.
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Everybody loves Nate.
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No, he's great.