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Good morning.
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Good morning, or in Italy they say bonjourno.
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Oh, I love it.
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Can you please talk Italian to me?
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And now my Instagram feed is all like Italian men and I think it's from the sleepover.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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I truly.
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What I was going to say was thank you.
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I appreciate you always, but there are times where you just really go above and beyond.
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You know, Becca, I try, I really I try.
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You do.
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So I want to validate that because I am thoroughly enjoying everybody in Italy having the time of their lives.
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Yeah.
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How was it?
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It was freaking amazing, like there are no words.
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It was just incredible from start to finish.
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I cried numerous times just because I was so grateful and happy to be there and made some incredible new friends, and it was just it's everything I could.
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So it was like a bucket list.
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I think we talked about this on one of the episodes.
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It was bucket list and so you never know if it's going to like live up to the hype.
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But it lived up to the hype and like surpassed it.
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I did not want to come home.
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I love it.
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Yeah, the food, the food.
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Dude, they got it figured out over there.
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And I felt so good, like you eat so much and like you drink wine, but I guess because everything there is like super fresh and like organic that you don't feel like crap after you eat.
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So it's like it's just, it's so great.
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But the fit, my like craziest observation there is that like they're just all very good looking wait food thing for one thing.
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What I also think is true, and I haven't been in quite some time um, it's almost simpler yes, it is like I didn't.
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I don't think I ate, I don't eat a whole lot of meat there.
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I will say that, like it's not, like you go to a restaurant, it's like there's chicken on the menu, it's wild boar, rabbit duck, you know.
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And so I just found myself gravitating more towards just eating the pastas, you know, or pinto, or whatever.
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But yeah, it's definitely simple.
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I mean, it's just like here's your noodles and we're going to shave some fresh truffle on it and dude like it reminds me of that dinner we had.
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With that appetizer that was like 17 ingredients and I was like I'm not sure which one of you is misbehaving with the other, but like this is not a good appetizer.
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No, like much it's too much.
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We overcomplicate things here.
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We overcomplicate everything, and that was another observation.
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Like these people, they just they don't rush, except when they're driving.
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Holy shit, I thought I was going to lose my life several times and, like I am not exaggerating, this is not a dramatic thing like no, I had to put in Google Translate on behalf of our group.
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I had to put in Google Translate.
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We have people in this car, myself included, who get car sick, so I'm going to need you to slow the F down Because you're going at these mountaintops, right?
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And when you come to a curve, my inclination is to.
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I'm going to slow down and maybe like tap the brake.
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Dude, they hit the gas at full force.
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I mean I'm not exaggerating Like I really thought I was going to lose my life, but they're so still.
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Everywhere else they don't rush for anything.
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They take these like super long lunch breaks and like you can just tell they're just a vibe.
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I mean it is just a vibe.
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I love it.
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Yeah.
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So yeah, I think we should hit, we should Marketing Mayhem should hit the road and we should go to Italy.
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We should podcast from a Tuscan village that's my.
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We are hitting the road, kind of next weekend.
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What are we doing?
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Remember, we talked about getting a table somewhere and then we had the fight episode and we are kind of pulling it all together.
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We are.
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We have manifested this.
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We are, we have manifested this, we have.
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So we have been through this.
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But Nate used to be a fighter.
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I have my friend Amy as a Muay Thai fighter and randomly out of the blue, very last minute, she accepted a local fight and the mayhem crew has a table, as promised.
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We're about to have so much fun.
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I am really excited to go, nate's really excited to go.
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I'm glad you reminded me of that because I got to get a babysitter.
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Is he so excited though?
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Because, also, he's going to be seeing us about this and I'm like so pumped that he's going to be there.
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Yeah, he's totally excited.
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Well, because I feel like when you go with somebody who like kind of knows what it is he can like and he gets so amped.
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But I guess my biggest fear is like when we go, nate's going to be like I think I'm going to take a fight and then I'm going to have to kill him because he's not doing that.
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No, Okay, well, that's like the only rule.
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Like Nate, you can have all the fun you want, but you, absolutely under zero circumstances, are getting back in the ring.
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Yeah, in the ring, yeah, no, he's excited, we're excited, just seriously.
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Don't let me forget a good babysitter, because my brain is like, well, I'm gonna start the group text today.
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Thank you, I love a group chat.
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I'm just kidding, I hate a group chat no, it's just for the details, and so, like everyone can be on the same page, perfect, um, what do you know?
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What to I don't know?
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Well, uh, it's a fight.
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So there's like, but do you remember what I wore to my first one?
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Yeah, White turtleneck, white turtleneck sweater.
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So I, of course I asked Amy and she was like think, like fancy slutty.
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And I was like oh Vegas, but like elevated Vegas, but like Elevated but.
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Skin.
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Yeah, I'm probably going online to get another bodysuit.
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Okay, I haven't gotten one yet.
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Maybe something with like a little sheer, like a little lace.
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Are you doing jeans or black pants?
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Girl, I ain't got a damn clue.
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Listen.
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You just let me know.
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We're on second week of summer break for us and, like this is our today's, our last day of school I've been up.
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I've already made french fries this morning for breakfast do you have?
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this number tom clark is my spirit animal, though, like french fries for breakfast.
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I actually used to have a diner less than a mile from my house in the city of Rochester, and I'm still friends with the waitress on Facebook.
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Of course you are.
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Of course you are.
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She used to turn the fryers on when I walked in because I don't like hash browns.
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This is an actual thing about me.
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Do you know this?
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No, and I'm really upset about this because I need to take you to Waffle House soon.
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Okay, so I have another person who's telling me the Waffle House scene.
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Okay, so I have another person who's telling me the Waffle House hash browns are different, but for me, hash browns, for the most part, are absolute trash.
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They are breakfast confetti.
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It's a damn nightmare.
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Shit's everywhere, you are never going to get full off of them.
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It is just trash.
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I hate it.
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When you could have a French fry and feel like so.
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I used to get three eggs over easy French fries side of blue cheese.
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Cover the whole thing in hot sauce.
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It was basically like a breakfast that sounds like diarrhea on a plate.
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No, I lived for it and I was like my tiniest.
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That is hilarious.
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So you don't love a hash brown.
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What about like a hash brown cake?
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So you don't love a hash brown?
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What about?
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Like a hash brown cake?
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It's a.
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It's so.
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It's a tater tot, just in a different form Like a big, like a big tater tot.
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I can't get real excited about it, but I'm going to keep an open mind.
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Well, the reason I ask is because we did big, big bad breakfast yesterday for the first time.
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Holy, that place is good, it is good.
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I had eggs Benny over over a hash brown cake and it was like fire.
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Do you ever do this?
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Smothered home fries from Paige's.
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I don't go there because I feel like it's a freaking tourist trap.
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Oh my God, they have such good food, though, true, and they're like old school.
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They have amazing food, but I'm not trying to wait in line for freaking 45 minutes to eat breakfast.
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We're lucky there because they did a bunch of remodels and stuff and there's more space.
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Okay, we need to redo.
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They're cubed breakfast potatoes.
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You can get smothered so you can get pimento cheese broiled over it, or you can get peppers and onions and cheddar cheese, and it's so good.
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You're making me like hella hungry because I made this french fries for breakfast for Clark this morning.
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But I don't know, she is our, I mean she's my spirit animal.
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She's like laying in there eating french fries in my bed watching cartoons.
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Living for it, you know, god bless.
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I have no rules or structure during the summer, like I'm just like whatever.
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I love it.
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And then by August I'm like very ready for routine.
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Yeah, Summer's mayhem.
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Well, and I feel like you.
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I feel like you're more scheduled during the summer than I am, so it almost makes me feel like I have to be.
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I have checkpoints.
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So I have like morning swim practice is like okay, so everyone has to get up and get their life together.
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But it's kind of nice in some ways.
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And that's only the 4th of July and then I have the afternoon gymnastics, so like there's a fair amount of like mayhem in the middle and then in the evening, but there are like checkpoints.
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It's good.
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It also helps me get work done actually, but, um, otherwise I would have a hard, a harder time, because gymnastics is three hours and I can get an eight-hour day done in three hours.
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Listen, I'm telling you my mother-in-law was here last week Shout out to Becky and I worked seriously from sun up until the wee hours of the night because I was just like I have got to take advantage of the fact that you're here and I have somebody entertaining her, because next week is shot, yep.
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But you know, like I see all these things like these, like things on like Pinterest and on Facebook, and it's like, oh, here's a list of things to do.
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This is our summer schedule.
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And I'm like, oh my God, like I would sooner die, like I have the workbooks.
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Do you do a workbook in the summer?
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No, that's what I'm telling you.
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I really feel like I'm missing some opportunity.
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I do a workbook.
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I get worried about how far behind they'll get.
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So we do a workbook, but it's only 15 minutes a day.
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Yeah, I feel like I need to get it together some.
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I don't know if I don't.
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I love the workbook, but it's just me.
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She's doing some tutoring next week, like after a camp, for like 30 minutes, so I feel like that's got to count for something right.
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It definitely does, and we have a part-time, um, like nanny.
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So when they're with Matt, there is we have a girl that takes, that has them during the day.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Well, he works not, he works out of the home.
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Yeah.
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So, and it's actually one of their swim coaches, which is so convenient because she takes them to practice, brings them back and then for me, if they swim with her, like at his pool or whatever, then I'm not nearly as worried about like safety, because this person is like locked and loaded, but she'll also help with the workbooks and it kind of takes it off of like the two of us in some ways.
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Yeah, no, I like that, I like that.
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So, yes, your last day of school.
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So, like, how are you, how are you feeling?
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Well, you know what?
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I took myself on a little weekend, did you?
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I did not.
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You're going to appreciate this.
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I think you and I had our sleepover Thursday night.
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We had the best time ever.
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And can we just talk real quick about the dancing I was?
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going to and I want them to know that there is now a secret video.
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There's a secret video, but I have to.
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I have to say this because I vowed I was not going to ever do this, but I told you in one of the other episodes that I eat a lot of crow.
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But, to be clear, we started talking about karaoke songs and like movies that we loved when we were younger.
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When I'm trying to convince Christina therapist Christina to do a karaoke song with me on this trip that we're going on in July and I was like you love karaoke, so help me pick this song.
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It was so organic, so organic, unplanned.
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It's not like I like no there was no tripod camera set up.
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It was nothing like oh, let's do this and it'd be funny, let's put on matching shirts.
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We were already wearing the same thing anyway.
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So I have new neighbors who think we're lesbians.
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I definitely am like 100%.
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They think that we are lovers.
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We were wearing matching outfits Because we dressed like a pregnant dog.
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Yes, but like I vowed I would never do this.
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But then we started talking about dirty dancing and your girl loves dirty dancing, so we turned it on and I grabbed a wine bottle and we just y'all we had the most fun and like truly like y'all are probably going to think that we're shithouse but we weren't.
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No, we weren't, and I.
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So how many times have you watched that video since?
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I've watched it several and I'm like it's just so funny.
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What is amazing to me is so we I did edit the video a little bit because we actually originally made it for Christina, so we were basically telling her we found this song.
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So we weren't making it for anyone except Christina, who we obviously she's my sister-in-law and like she's going to make us cry here pretty soon on a podcast and you guys are going to be fine, we're going to be the ones.
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So we lean into the camera and I'm like okay, I'm going to be the boy of dirty dancing, she's going to be the girl.
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We did not follow that rule at all.
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Like, if you watch, we did not follow that rule at all.
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But our chemistry of like when the other person even takes over is insane.
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You have to rewatch the chemistry because there's times where I like lean back and you completely take my part.
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I don't even start.
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Our like dancing chemistry is like amazing it was just.
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It was so funny and like.
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If nobody ever sees this video, that's fine, but it's also like if everybody sees it, I'd be fine too, because we were having the most fun.
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And to be clear, I used to do this when I was like middle school, like I would edit the video camera.
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And to be clear, I used to do this when I was in like middle school, like I was the video camera and me and my friends we would like rap to like choop yes, like salt and pepper, but yes yeah, so like I mean, I love doing it like this was, so not uh this is not a real thing, I guess, is what my point is.
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No, it was not a real, this is not a real thing, I guess, is what my point is.
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No it was not a real.
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We put the song on Alexa, yeah, and then we literally like just put my camera up and then we sent it to Christina, who immediately was like this video will not stop giving Every time I get further into it.
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The only thing that would have made it better was the lift.
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If we could have done the lift, it would have made it better.
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I need you to know that I have now attempted this lift with Christina on multiple occasions, in multiple stages of inebriation, and I cannot for the life of me and I feel like I have like a strong back and I'm pretty solid.
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I cannot get her over my head.
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I've done it in the pool, I've done it on the like, actual ground, like.
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I'm dying but I do think that people will really appreciate it.
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I feel like people like Kelsey, like it's going to have to go up.
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I mean it was, it was fun, I mean, but just know that, I know that I said I would never do it.
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But to be clear, this was not to ever see the light of day.
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Becca and I were just, we were all in one.
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It was actually so good.
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It's not a real, it's just the two of us being us.
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You know what I saw, though, the other day.
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That's actually really scary.
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Then we got to go back to the weekend and what we actually really did oh so I'm a Gemini, obviously like a Gemini tourist, but I always identified more with a Gemini.
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I only recently started paying attention to the tourist thing.
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I got a reel on my Instagram that was like your number one love match is a Libra.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Like as far as like chemistry, and I was like, oh my God, no wonder we like just like vibe out.
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Obviously we're not getting married, but like it makes sense to me that our chemistry is very like compatible.
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Oh, I love that.
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Is that very validating?
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Yes, it is very validating.
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So then we wake up at seven o'clock in the morning on Friday.