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Good morning.
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Good morning, so we don't ever come to these podcasts with purpose.
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That's not true, I mean usually.
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We have intentions.
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Intentions okay, but much like all of our intentions, we choose a word right and we're like squirrel love it.
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So my type a heart is really excited that we have some things to talk about today.
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Well, it's been a minute, it's been a hot minute and maybe that's what it is like.
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I feel like when I don't see you and then we have like guests and we get like a moment to catch up, I'm like I got so many things to talk about.
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I know, I know All right, but I'm going to start with the bad news first.
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Well, it's my bad news?
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Oh yeah, we can start with yours, but mine is very trivial compared to yours.
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We can start with yours, but mine is very trivial compared to yours.
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Wait, no, do your bad news.
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Well, you're going to think that it's really stupid now.
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No news is news, first of all, as long as we're not watching the actual news.
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News is news.
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I don't like the Philly cheesesteak dip.
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I knew it because you didn't say anything to Kirsten and I.
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I know I knew you didn't.
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I really tried.
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I tried it on a chip, I tried it on a cracker, I tried it twice you heat it up no, I didn't heat it up ew what it's like.
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Queso dog.
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It's a queso dip.
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It's a cheese fucking.
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What are you doing?
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Oh my god, are you being funny?
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Ew, it's more, you're warming like queso.
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It's cheese dip.
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I'm gonna piss my pants.
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Oh my god does it say are you serious?
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Yeah, it's cheese I am hold on, let me, I'm crying.
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I have only eaten it warm.
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I was served it warm the first time.
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I've eaten it warm every time since.
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Otherwise it's kind of like boogery looking.
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Wait.
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Dude it doesn't say that.
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I was served it in a dish where it was bubbling hot and I have put it in the microwave.
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It's cheese, it's queso, I thought.
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I am dying.
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I know I did I did.
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Oh my god, hold on.
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Look at the sides in the back.
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It's kind of like squirrely looking without it being warmed up.
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Yeah, it wasn't great.
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It's cheese dip.
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When have you ever had a cold cheese dip, maybe like cheese whiz?
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wow, I'm really glad that we unpacked this on air so glad damn I I'm like dying that no, I have tears running down my face.
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It's fucking cheese dip dude even nate.
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I made him try it and I'm like, am I missing something?
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He was like that is not good.
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I'm like I didn't think so either it's queso with meat and jalapenos.
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Let's go back to the drawing board this evening and I will let you know if I like it or I don't know, I served it in a dish where it was like bubbling on the sides, and I don't know that because I was served it that way.
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I don't know if I ever thought about it, but I like think that Kirsten brought it like warmed to her event too.
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Why would you not say that it's cheese Dip, dipping cheese Like fondue?
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Queso Didn't get the memo.
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Nope, shoot, all right.
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Sometimes I'm the more literal person and I like miss something.
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I am dying.
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I know this is like so good, because usually if somebody is going to miss it on the literal part, it's going to be me, and then everyone's going to look at me and be like Rebecca and I'm like, oh shoot, was that?
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I missed it?
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But like the fact that I mean, I don't know, I would have to look online.
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The fact that we just figured this out while we're recording makes it even funny.
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It even looks different when you warm it.
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It was not good.
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I'm like what are they talking?
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about it's pizza with meat and jalapenos in it.
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Yeah, don't recommend not eating it.
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It's not a sour cream dip, you fucking put a chip in it.
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Would you buy the spinach artichoke dip and just put a chip in it there?
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I mean, I want that one too.
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I mean, I want that one too.
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I mean, yeah, I, I, I like cold spinach and artichoke dip.
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I don't know if I do, I don't know if I do.
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Actually, I just really like it Truly, the highlight of my week, I think, oh my God, that is funny, can?
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you please text Nate right now.
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I serious, I'm going to be like so apparently it sucks because you're supposed to hit it.
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Heat it up.
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Yeah, it's queso, okay, yep, well, there goes there, there you go.
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That sums, sums me up in a nutshell nailed it.
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how are you?
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I'm good.
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So we have bad news for the listeners, sad news for me.
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We had to put the bulldog down, which blows.
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Rest in peace, sweet girl RIP.
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I'm going to cry for a different reason.
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It got out of control fast.
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It was already kind of out of control, but then we went downhill pretty quickly.
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Their last what was it?
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Two weeks ago, so that sucked.
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So in turn, um, I am trying to train my dog, which I think is just going incredible.
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Are you being?
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facetious, or are you being for real?
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Well, it used to be a joke in my first marriage, like you know, like bad santa, where that kid's always like, do you guys want some sandwiches?
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Um, because, like I love to feed people and I like, like you know, my kids are used to this and like, whatever it's like a big deal, like, come over to my house, I'm gonna feed you.
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I just whatever new yorker, however, that works.
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So the trainer that I found, which, by the way, is a YouTube trainer, will Atherton, my friend Jonah found him.
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He also has a puppy.
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So we're like doing this kind of like chatting back and forth about this.
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It's all treat reliant, which I live for.
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Yeah, the dog is thriving.
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She is just eating the shit out of.
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She will dance the whole dance for you.
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But I'm like I don't actually know if we're learning anything or if you're just like obsessed with me feeding you treats.
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I just I kind of feel like that kid, like you guys want some sandwiches, do you want to to?
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sit.
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Yeah, I mean, if you do that with me, if you'd be like hey, Jenny, I'll give you like a cube of cheese.
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If you do this, I'll probably respond.
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She only likes one kind of treat because she's a div which I'm not even shocked by.
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We've gone through like 16 different kinds.
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We only like the peanut butter flavor pill pocket.
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Oh my God.
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Tani loves, oh my.
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God, tiny loves those.
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Oh yeah, the obsession's real.
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So we have two 30 packs and one 60 pack.
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They're everywhere in here.
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I am obviously like tearing them up in little pieces.
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She also slept in my bed last night, so I don't.
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I really don't know how that impacts training, but Ta-da.
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Oh, that's, you're supposed to get dogs to love on Right, so she's actually learning things.
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I think tiny is in his diva, so you know he's got heartworm, so we're dealing with all of that and we have given like four pills a day.
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Yeah, so it was the pill pockets that you just showed.
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Yeah, well, now he's figured out that there's medicine in them.
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Yeah, so nate was melting cheese and putting the pills inside the cheese.
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I love that you're melting Tiny Tim's food, but you're eating a Publix dip raw cold.
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The logic is really wild for me.
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I'm not trying to judge you, but we listen and we don't judge.
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But now Tiny has figured out that there's pills in the cheese, so now I'm having to make him a salting peanut butter sandwich cracker.
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Tiny's brilliant.
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He is brilliant.
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This man lived outside in the wilderness.
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He's just working you guys so hard.
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I know Sometimes what I will buy is you know at Costco how they have the packs of the mozzarella balls where it's like the three balls in a pack?
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Oh my God, I'm obsessed with them.
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That's what I put the pills in sometimes here.
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Oh, that's genius and what.
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I like to do is, because there's three in a pack, is hold a second one when I give them the pill one and they get so hyper-focused on the second one because they want that second one that they chuck back the pill one and then they take the one that doesn't have the pill.
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Look at you, dog whisperer, a big fan of the mozzarella balls.
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Well, sissy also figured out that her UTI because we were on our 20-day UTI medication.
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She actually took it out of the pill packet twice this week, set it on the floor, I picked it up and then she ate it raw out of my hand.
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I was like what in God's name are you doing?
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I picked it up and then she ate it raw out of my hand.
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I was like what in God's name are you doing?
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What in the boxer universe?
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Is that logic?
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Yeah, nate's like look, he's like well, you need to melt cheese.
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I was like I'm going to be.
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No, this is wild.
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Get the mozzarella balls hold the placebo, hand the pill one, and they're just going to be dying for that second one, and they snatch them both.
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I, you're just going to be dying for that second one.
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And they snatch them both, I know, but I freaking got boozy too, so now I have to make him a peanut butter sandwich cracker.
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This is crazy, oh my gosh.
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And by the way, this is usually in the morning or the evening when I'm trying to get out the door or trying to get dinner cooked.
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No, I highly recommend the mozzarella balls trick.
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Give me the mozzarella.
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They are greedy.
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I love those mozzarella balls trick because they're green, I love those mozzarella balls.
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I put them in the lunches every day I put two in everyone's lunch.
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That's a good idea.
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Clark is not a cheese girl, which means she's probably not my child.
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I mean they come back sometimes, which annoys me.
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Well, we are going to miss your girl, but she is in a better place.
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Yeah, I think she was in a better place.
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Yeah, I think she was really starting not to.
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That's the vet.
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And I said I love my vet.
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I go to Park West Vet or sorry, not Park West Vet, pet Vet on Shem Creek.
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We used to go to Park West Vet.
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The veterinarian cried when we were putting Bindi down, which I just think.
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I grew up in a veterinary hospital.
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My mom is a vet tech.
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She established some really cool programs with the main vet at the hospital that she works in in Hilton.
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I nannied for him.
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We were deeply embedded in that.
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I spent a million days going to other people's houses or into the animal hospital to help with puppies or all that stuff.
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But there's so much compassion from them.
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I just feel like the world could use just a little bit more empathy and like, do you know that being a veterinarian has one of the highest suicide rates?
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Yes, really True story, one of the highest suicide rates.
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And then I was thinking about that and it doesn't shock me because, like, the majority of their job is like.
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It doesn't shock me because, like, the majority of their job is like has to be empathetic because they're animals.
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You can't be a total like lack of empathy person and work with animals all day.
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My vet loves this puppy too.
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He's so funny about her, but he's like these ears are so funny she is so funny.
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Clark's dying to come see her.
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I should always show her your picture.
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Cause I'm working with the training, so we're going to bring people in, we're going to get our life together.
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Because she got away with murder, because the older dog was so much work, yeah, she had to get a new food bowl.
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I realized the other day when she was eating.
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I was like why is her food bowl so small?
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Food bowl so small and like she had other big bowls but she has an, a neater feeder, yeah, okay.
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So I was like this is looking out of scale.
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So I upgraded her.
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So I'm gonna go put the baby one on the buy nothing with shoes with clark.
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I legit took her to.
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I've had her in a six and a half I think I've talked about this for women's, a women's six and a half, I think I've talked about this before A women's, a women's six and a half.
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I took her to a room.
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I mean, I've had her in a six and a half since, like last summer and we're what.
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No way I took her to a back room.
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She's in the eight.
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We wear the same size shoe.
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I'm so bad at shoes with her I have a spark with the same size shoe as me.
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She just got.
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We got big feet.
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I mean I'm an eight and a half, but yeah, then you don't have big feet.
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I can wear an eight or an eight and a half.
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I was like that too.
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I was.
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My mom used to call me like olive oil when I was growing up.
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You remember from Popeye, that's such a mean thing to say Because I was like tall and skinny and big feet.
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I can't get excited about this, but yes, I do know.
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She's built like I was at that age.
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I'm sure your mom meant it in a really nice way.
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Yeah, I'm sure so what else?
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what else have you had this week?
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Cause I also have not seen you since I got married.
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God.
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Well, so I, um, I also am officially divorced.
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You know I like to joke that my divorce attorney who, by the way, I highly recommend you will need to reach out to me privately if you want his information, because I'm not going to share it on air for two reasons.
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Get out of that plant.
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I swear to God, I'm down to two fucking plants.
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See, at least Donnie doesn't eat plants, he just eats everything else in my home.
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She gets in the dirt and then rips the roots out, so she needs more dirt.
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But I'm sorry, I'm not going to recommend him on the air for two reasons.
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Not because he's not incredible I have a sneaking suspicion that my divorce attorney is somewhere on the spectrum.
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I read the email.
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I would.
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No, I've said this our entire time, and he was recommended to me by a friend and I met with a few attorneys, but she was like this person I need you to understand is never going to give you any emotion, like you are.
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There was a moment when I was first meeting with him where he said you have a lot of questions.
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There's a frequently asked questions page on my website.
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I suggest you spend some time there.
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Okay, I mean like my world is like falling apart.
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I was like, oh God, I couldn't do that.
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Well, but I was like, well, it'll probably save me some money.
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I'll tell you what, though the lack of emotion was exactly what I needed.
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Yeah, when the email came across which, by the way, I've been waiting for because I knew it was coming soon it literally says Rebecca, you are divorced.
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It said I will get your divorce decree in the mail in two business days, but it literally says Rebecca, you are divorced.
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And I was like it's a pleasure.
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It was very abrupt and final.