Oct. 17, 2024

Being Spontaneous, Holiday Baking & the Power of the Heel

Being Spontaneous, Holiday Baking & the Power of the Heel

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We kick off today with a song … and a puppy. Breton “Bret”, Raebecca’s boxer cohost is officially home in Charleston. All things pets for our intro this Thursday - begs the question though, should we start adding “things Tiny ate” to our social media? From a bootie (high heel), faux coral to a fascia blaster Jenny’s rescue pup has been on a feeding frenzy that rivals shark week. Better question - are we letting our dogs in our beds … or?

How did your mom’s personal style influence yours? We unpack our parents habits - everything from makeup, the art of getting “done up”, and our daily athleisure attire. From a linemen to a vet tech with an art based business - one of us grew up with a mom who gets ready daily … and this host doesn't. And the other grew up with a mom who doesn’t wear daily makeup … and this host always wears makeup.

Ultimately this turns into a teaching moment when Raebecca is out of town with her two littles to pickup the puppy baby. With two restaurant options, and limited outfit choices - they headed to the upscale restaurant in hoodies and leggings and had the times of their lives. And what happens when you realize you wear the same shoe size as your daughter … because it’s happening quickly and it’s both terrifying and incredible. And then, and then, there’s the Spanx heel … which takes on a left hand turn into price point, branding and what happens if you alienate your more curious clients with one or the other.

Here’s one we want to hear back from y’all about - team closed doors vs open doors - what does it mean ?! Literally and figuratively - one of our hosts keeps all her doors open and lights on, and the other is the opposite in pursuit of peace. And straight into holiday baking - “I made it, had a breakdown, bon apetite ”. What IS the SECRET to trim gingerbread men? Come clean - we want to know how yours don’t turn to sumo. The stress and pressure of holiday baking - is it worth it? What do your traditions look like? Chex mix trash, to grandmas cookies, to popcorn wreaths and chocolate cake … we’re going to ease you into the holidays whether you want us to or not … and it’s not even on purpose.

👠We talk the new shoe, SNEEX - have you seen these?
🍴Jenny's favorite Chex mix recipe
🍰The Chocolate Fudge Bundt Cake Jenny mentions

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Hosted by @raebecca.miller and @jennyfromthe843

00:11 - Morning Chat on Puppies and Spontaneity

12:44 - Dog Tales

23:22 - Mother-Daughter Style and Shoe Sharing

32:15 - Fashion Chat and TV Favorites

43:17 - Holiday Baking and Family Traditions

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what would you do if I sang out of tune?

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Would you stand up and walk out on?

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me.

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Oh, the best way to start the morning.

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I get by with a little help from my friends.

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I know it makes me think of wonder years.

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You needed it.

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I did need it.

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Do you want to know why I sang it?

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Why.

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Because I brought a friend.

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I love that we have a guest on the podcast that can't say hello.

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She's so tired to have spent so much time.

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He's so precious.

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Literally right now.

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She just went straight back to pass out cold.

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She is precious, so tell everybody what you're showing me.

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Oh, I have a puppy.

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You know that.

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First of all, everyone should have known, when I put up Halloween like I did early, that I was up to no good.

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Yeah, I love it.

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She's precious.

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How is it going?

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I mean I'm tired, it's precious.

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How is it going?

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I mean, I'm tired.

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It's like a baby.

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I know I'm the worst mom and the best mom.

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I should get that tattooed on my forehead.

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I'm the worst mom and the best mom, Like I like did all this prep I had.

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I have have this like outdoor storage so I had it full of, like you know everyone's like, are you gonna crate train?

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Like yes, of course I'm gonna crate train.

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I have this old lady who's unpredictable and not actually.

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I just like want to be careful with her and like my dog my older dog doesn't play with toys, but we have no, we had no toys.

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She does not play with toys.

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We have no, we had no toys.

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She does not play with toys.

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She hasn't in a million years.

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She does not care.

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We get her stuff every year for her birthday and for Christmas and she's just like she's not interested what?

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She's just not interested in toys at all.

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She had one, this raccoon, we call them Goonie, but he was from Target because we're so creative.

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He was from Target and I probably have purchased like 11 over the years, but they stopped making it and then cause I just kept.

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She always had like three or four after that.

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No, no.

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How is Biddy, how is she handling the transition?

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I was so stressed the first hour because she's a bulldog, so she gets like muscly and like pushy.

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The first hour was very stressful.

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She's been amazing.

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I have the cutest pictures.

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She's obsessed with her.

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So, she wants to eat.

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Next to her.

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They have like these little, they're not Kongs, they're almost like these, these, like they look like cups and you put yogurt or something in the middle and you freeze it.

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So I got a big one and a little one and she looks to her to do everything, so like they eat them together.

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Oh, she hasn't done.

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I mean, brett runs circles around her and bennie just stays still like just stares up at this guy because she knows she can't move that fast and she knows she's big and she knows I will lose my mind if she hurts her.

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So but like today when I left for yoga, she watches TV.

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I've never had a dog that watched TV before.

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Really I feel like my dogs love TV.

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My lab Remy.

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Before Boozyzy he loved golden girls, so like I would leave it on for for Remy during the day, he would watch golden girls all day you know, the first time she turned, we turned on she was like, and then you could see that she was like watching, her ears were breaking up.

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So when I leave during the day I bring her crate out here, turn the tv on.

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Obviously she cries and like still piecing her crate and stuff.

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But yeah, today, benny, obviously she cries and like still piece in her crate and stuff.

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But yeah, today Benny came walking out and did a huge bark in her face and then laid down next to her and they were like that when I came back and I was like she's like, first of all, I need you to be quiet.

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Second of all, I am going to stay with you.

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Oh.

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I hope that we stay on this path.

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So I got to thinking about you this weekend and this decision.

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Yeah.

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And you know I'm team dog.

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Yes, I feel like you have been so spontaneous in the past couple of months, so I was going to ask you is this a part, are you normally spontaneous or is this fairly a new finding for you?

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I don't know.

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If I would say it's spontaneous, I would say I, uh, I definitely navigate with a certain amount of autonomy.

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I'm not on, I don't.

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Actually I could be on purpose.

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I have no idea.

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It's probably a trauma response.

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But, like I, if I think that, especially if I'm thinking about something, I don't necessarily open it up for discussion, typically, by the time I opened it up for discussion, I've like married it a little bit, or I don't open it up at all.

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Okay, good to know, I'm like in the last, you know like the final stretches of like, or if I'm really really debating, which is why I'll come to the table with like a fair amount of like.

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Hear me out though the carpets, the this, the that like, because I mean by then I was already talking to the breeder, but I also needed it to be the right personality.

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So if she didn't tell me that I was going to get like a little mashed potatoes, I was not going to take one.

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Okay.

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So there were the last three weekends there was a phone call about like personalities.

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Okay.

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And the reason I say that is because you called me and you were like hey, I have a tattoo appointment.

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I was like oh, okay, I have a tattoo appointment.

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I was like oh okay, that was like the day.

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That was the Monday before.

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And then it was like I'm getting a puppy, oh, okay, Like and I guess.

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So I have always been a spontaneous person, Like, just.

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I would never I wouldn't say that I'm spontaneous okay, well, I have been.

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Like I definitely am someone who's like oh sure, we're passing a tattoo shop, yeah, I'll run in, let's go grab one.

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Like well, actually, maybe it might be a little bit like yeah, so I have been one, but like, as I've gotten older and I don't know if it's like the mom thing, I kind of miss that wild, because I feel like now if I don't live and breathe by my agenda, then like stuff does not get done.

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Yeah.

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But I'm also the person like legitimately.

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If you call me tomorrow and you're like, hey, I just want a radio contest, do you want to go to Mexico for five days?

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They'd be like hell, yeah, let me grab the bikini and let's roll, yeah.

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No, I definitely have.

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Like I think for sure that that got silenced for quite some time.

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I mean, I just and I'm not.

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I don't mean anything about this person, but that person was in a neogram five, and one of the reasons I love a neogram is because it explains.

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Obviously we love the motivations, but that is like an extremely analytical, overthinking, research, research, research, like just to get a tool.

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I'll tell you this we, the dog's head can fit through the upper deck.

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I was like, fuck, we do not have a dog, like.

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So the girls got in the truck, went to Walmart, found three baby gates that I love, grabbed a drill.

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I don't know how to use a drill.

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I had to, like we were on YouTube and we it took us like three hours and we got three.

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There's one across their room because their room is a death trap for her.

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I just and I'm not going to have them grow up fast just because they have a puppy, like part of the point.

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Yeah, for sure.

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And there's just like food, miniature things, lipsticks, nonsense, toothpicks, tape.

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They don't even underwear, you know, like just stuff that dogs freaking love.

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Yeah Well, that needs a gate, and then ones across my closet, because I actually don't like doors closed.

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I have like this weird, I don't know what it is, I'm sure somebody will text this I really do not like a closed door.

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I keep my bathroom door open, even when it's just me and the girls Like I.

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Just I don't like a closed door.

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I'm not I don't know.

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Then you got to open it.

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What's behind it?

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I don't like this game.

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Not into it, not for me, I love a closed door.

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You do.

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I do yeah.

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Well, it's just like a protected space.

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I don't know.

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I start to feel like claustrophobic, okay, like I love a closed door to my apartment, but then everything else, even my door to my.

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No, but you know what I mean.

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Even my door to my outside is always open, and actually when I was in college, it is always open.

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I can vouch for this.

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Yes, it's almost always open, unless it's literally suffocatingly hot, because I just can't stand it to be closed.

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So interesting, my dorm door was always open too.

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Huh, I wonder if that's like a metaphor, are you are?

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you an open door Probably.

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I mean, I got a puppy.

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Now I can't believe.

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Well, I'm glad that you are loving your puppy journey so far.

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So let me tell what my dog, tiny Tim, has done in the past 24 hours.

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Do you know?

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I looked at Tiny Tim ornaments for you for your birthday, but I couldn't find one that appropriately represented not being Scrooge.

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He is on my shit list today, this damn dog.

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So we come home.

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You know, I do Lunch Lady on Mondays.

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Yes.

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So I'm gone all day and we are no longer crate training.

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He's been doing so well and I feel bad because you know there's probably some issues there, but I feel bad keeping him in the wilderness.

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I mean, I think he's fine in a crate.

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But dogs don't have the ability to reason like this.

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Yeah, I know.

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Listen, there's something going on up here.

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I don't know what to say it was feral, but he was, and now he's spoiled, rotten and so clark and I went to pet smart last friday and bought a bunch of stuff for our fish noodles oh, I don't.

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I don't think I knew that you had a fish.

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We do.

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His name is Noodles, of course his name is Noodles and he's a beta and he's got a sparkling personality and she loves him dearly for him being a fish.

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For their fun.

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Totally, yeah, you can train them.

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They'll come to you and stuff.

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Oh yeah, he's very excited, excitable.

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So we went to PetSmart and they had BOGO on their things that you put in their little aquarium, right, like little plants or little you know different ceramic tunnels and caves, what is the word for that?

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at the zoo.

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It has a name.

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It starts with an E Enrichment.

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It's his enrichment.

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Ooh, I love this word for our title.

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I like to use enrichment whenever I'm doing something that's a really out of the ordinary.

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I mean, I love this I love for our enrichment enrichment.

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To my brain that will be the top one of the title words.

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Um.

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So we we buy noodles, these four things to put in his aquarium.

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So we noodles these four things to put in his aquarium.

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So we obviously can't put all four in there because it's not that big, so we had a few of them sitting out on his little table.

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So I come home yesterday, where does he live?

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In your house?

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He's right behind me Like literally.

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How come I don't Noodles?

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I definitely thought it was a decoration.

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I didn't realize a fish lived in there.

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I thought it was just like a.

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What kind of weird do you think?

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I Just like a bowl of water sitting on the table.

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No, I just thought it.

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We have kids.

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I have a rock right now on one of my freaking tables.

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Oh my God, it's like it's a meteor.

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It's magic.

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I was like it looks like.

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Oh my God.

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So I come home yesterday and Tiny has eaten one of Noodle's ceramics Like a ceramic thing that you put in a aquarium he ate it.

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Coral like fake coral or something.

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Yes, and then I'll be damned.

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Right before I hopped on here with you, I walked in the house from Costco, had to do a little Costco run.

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He ate the handle off of my fascia blaster Listen.

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We're trying to get.

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Look at this, look at this.

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It literally happened.

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It literally happened.

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Nate saw it off what.

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What he pulled this out from under the bed it's so weird too.

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We're like trying to get rid of our cellulite, we're trying to make peace with our bodies.

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Shoot it so hard.

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Look, becca, it's got blood on it, you know, tiny, at some point.

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I mean, so I just pulled it out from under your bed, cause you're like, I keep stuff under my bed.

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Yeah, and maybe I need to move things elsewhere because clearly that is part of the organization system.

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I actually don't have much under this bed, but I had a whole life under my old bed because it was high enough that the dog would go under and like not a fan, not a fan of tiny today, and so I started fussing at him and you know what he did he growled at me and so we were.

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We're in tiff right now, which is why I'm recording inside, because I have to watch him, because clearly he eats my shit.

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So anyway, happy, happy tuesday, whatever day I would have gotten so mad well, I'm real sensitive to yelling at him because I I think he came from a life where he was abused jenny, I think someone just let him out of the back of the car.

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I don't think he.

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I think he wasn't fitting the bill and they were like you do not have time for this I feel like I treat him like he has trauma you treat like he's on a spectrum and you're just like that's all right, that's all right, that's all right.

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So yeah, so I legit he he ate some of my fascia blaster, but you know it's fine, so I just hope that.

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Okay, so you hadn't even told us the dog's name.

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Okay, so her name, her short name, is we have a history of B names in my house.

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My first personal dog his name was Billy.

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His name was Billy the kid.

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Actually he was a little white French bulldog and he actually he.

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I got him from a breeder and I know everyone has their opinions, that's fine, I'm not going to get into that, but.

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I got him.

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We don't want him.

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Yeah, like I know why I did this.

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I had a specific reason, but he needed to be shown.

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It was part of my contract so that his parents could get more points.

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However, that works.

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He actually went to Westminster, shut the front door.

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Yeah, he was actually a beautiful dog he has.

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Was it the picture you posted?

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the other day.

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Was it a little white dog a kid?

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oh no, that was a cat billy.

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The kid was like a little.

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I was in my 20s.

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Okay, bella, a black lab rescue boots was a rescue.

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Cat bindi not a rescue.

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Um, I knew we were going to have kids and I just I love rescues but really wanted a bulldog.

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Yeah, it's different when you have kids.

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Absolutely, I agree, you and kids specifically, yeah.

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Specifically kids and, like I would love to be a rescue house for bulldogs and boxers down the line for sure, because there are two breeds that people get and they really don't understand how much work they require, and when they get like to the rescues, they just look, so it's just not pretty yeah but brett we needed to say with a b name pilot wanted to name her bailey.

00:16:26.942 --> 00:16:28.889
She did not want to budge from the brett thing.

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Her original name was dolly, after dolly parton.

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But which I thought it was.

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That's what I thought it was going to be.

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Penny was up for grabs, layla was up for grabs and the car has to be a B.

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B is our tradition.

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So then she's on this bay thing.

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Breton Bay is the body of water that my grandfather's house was on, the house that we have all our memories that we basically grew up in the dock and the salt water and all of his boats and like the fun.

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So I was like what if we was I like a boy name or like a fun name, a short name?

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I was like what if we call her like Brett and Bailey, like Brett and Bay, like grandpa's house?

00:17:05.472 --> 00:17:09.502
We just call her Brett or Bay, and so the girls are really into it.

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At first somebody goes, mama, that that name is hard to say.

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She has no front teeth, so it's like Brett and Bailey.

00:17:18.695 --> 00:17:22.758
Well, if you can't say it, we can't use it.

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They practice the whole way home.

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So her name is Brett.

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I love it.

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She'll grow into it, though when she's like big and laying around the house she's so like literally, she's like passed out.

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I sent you a picture know, I, she, I mean oh, she's such a.

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Clark and I.

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So I told Clark after you got her because I was waiting, um.

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And then she said because you know she didn't have school next week.

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She said can we go over to miss Rebecca's during the day?

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I'm like, absolutely, we will.

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I mean so mushy.

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She's such a good dog, she's beautiful, exactly this personality because she's like so.

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She loves the girls, she loves snuggling, she plays and stuff.

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But it's not like her number one drive and she doesn't.

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She's not a big wanderer, she likes to be close.

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So I'm crate, training her at night, which consists of basically the second night.

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I literally left her in my bed.

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I couldn't deal with the crying Last night.

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I'm so tired.

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Get her in the crate.

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We deal with the crying.

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One o'clock she wakes up.

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I don't know what my brain was doing.

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I was like, oh my gosh, it's almost time for the bus.

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You did so good.

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I brought her outside and put her in my bed.

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It didn't occur to me until five o'clock, when she got back up, that the girl math was like way off.

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I just remember thinking like, oh my gosh, like we literally have 20 more minutes to sleep before.

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Like we have to get up for the bus.

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The girls aren't even here.

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Minutes of sleep before like we have to get up for the bus.

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The girls aren't even here.

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So are you not a dog in the bed person?

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I mean, I only know about bendy, so I don't know no, because bendy was in her bed for a little bit.

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Bella was always in her bed.

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Bulldogs are just like dirty I mean they're all dirty I know, but they like can't clean themselves, right right, because they have no neck, so like.

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So there's like a certain amount of just like waffling around and like rubbing their face.

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It like disturbs me.

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So I used to let her in the bed and then as she got older, she couldn't jump up, and this bed's a little higher.

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So I was like we're done with this, we're not done with that we, we, we, the dogs, love the bed, but I so I have like a dog comforter on the bed so it doesn't get on top of the regular comforter on the bed.

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How do you keep them from under the covers?

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Bindi would go all the way down to the bottom.

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No, Boozy, they know their feet.

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They're feet dogs.

00:20:01.340 --> 00:20:04.358
It's like you're going to lay on feet and that's what you get.

00:20:04.779 --> 00:20:06.736
Okay, that's what we're going to attempt here.

00:20:06.736 --> 00:20:09.213
I got a blanket for her which I'm sitting on right now.

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It's like she's going to kill me.

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I'm going to pull her closer.

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It's like oh look how cute and cozy that looks but it's waterproof, but it doesn't feel like it at all.

00:20:20.874 --> 00:20:21.796
Oh did you get it at Costco?

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I saw it today.

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No, I got it on the Amazon but like they literally have them on sale right now on Costco, they're one of the end caps.

00:20:27.554 --> 00:20:28.695
I almost bought one for the dogs.

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I'm so excited about it because I'm like aesthetic, somewhere between functional and aesthetic.

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Totally how do I get her?

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I'll also tattoo that on my forehead.

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Functional aesthetics.

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So I have it on the couch right now, which she's actually never had an accident on the couch, and she only peed the tiniest bit on my bed within the first hour of being home and I had set her there so Bindi couldn't get hurt to her because I was trying to put my suitcase away.

00:20:57.017 --> 00:21:01.435
Well, good thing, we got the Flo-Rex Fo-Lex, the Fo-Lex Mine just came.

00:21:02.089 --> 00:21:03.035
I'm using the crap out of it.

00:21:04.800 --> 00:21:10.460
The new carpet cleaner that Sarah Wiles told us about the full one the first night.

00:21:10.662 --> 00:21:12.534
I haven't been actually having much wine.

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Something's going on.

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I made coffee.

00:21:13.731 --> 00:21:14.715
Today I haven't been actually having much wine.

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Something's going on.

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I have.

00:21:15.278 --> 00:21:15.681
I made coffee today.

00:21:15.681 --> 00:21:17.368
I haven't actually made a pot of coffee in like five days.

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Who are you, I know?

00:21:20.174 --> 00:21:21.479
But I had wine.

00:21:21.479 --> 00:21:22.541
What are you drinking?

00:21:22.541 --> 00:21:29.170
Um, I have this like supplement, but that's still not equal to like a pot of coffee.

00:21:29.170 --> 00:21:30.676
My stomach was hurting.

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Stomach was hurting, so I did like take a break.

00:21:45.936 --> 00:21:47.582
Let's be honest here, my stomach was like burning.

00:21:47.582 --> 00:21:48.684
So I just take a break from wine and coffee.

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I took like a week.

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I did not expect you to say I was like.

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you know what I'm.

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To be honest, my stomach wasn't burning, so I take a break.

00:21:57.220 --> 00:21:59.262
I did chill for a little bit.

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Oh my God.

00:22:00.605 --> 00:22:01.586
I love the clanger.

00:22:01.871 --> 00:22:05.181
I had like a dirty martini when we were out in Clemson.

00:22:05.181 --> 00:22:06.730
But like I have not been happy, where did you go?

00:22:06.730 --> 00:22:08.151
Were you at Rick Irwin's?

00:22:08.151 --> 00:22:09.392
Yeah?

00:22:10.012 --> 00:22:10.973
Oh yeah, that's amazing.

00:22:10.973 --> 00:22:13.115
It's one of my faves, I didn't even know anything about it.

00:22:13.256 --> 00:22:14.497
I mean, we went in sweatshirts.

00:22:14.497 --> 00:22:19.082
I'm sure people were like appalled, but I was like it was pretty fancy.

00:22:19.082 --> 00:22:20.303
Everyone else was pretty dressed up.

00:22:20.323 --> 00:22:24.166
There's like a lot of dates, oh, yeah, you go there for like prom yeah.

00:22:24.891 --> 00:22:33.002
Yeah, we had a good conversation the girls and I about like you get to show up how Like we're not not going because we didn't bring like dress clothes.

00:22:33.002 --> 00:22:34.825
So let's talk about that.

00:22:34.930 --> 00:22:36.897
I had this thought actually when I was walking around cost.

00:22:36.897 --> 00:22:46.282
Well, you and I had a text message chain before we started recording and I told you that I was coming ugly today because you know, I came straight from the gym.

00:22:46.470 --> 00:22:47.535
I probably pee in my pants.

00:22:47.535 --> 00:22:48.720
So whatever yeah.

00:22:49.109 --> 00:22:58.242
I mean, it got me thinking when you were growing up, like thinking back to your like mom and her friends.

00:22:58.262 --> 00:23:01.717
Huh, this was probably worse for you.

00:23:02.691 --> 00:23:09.241
Well, I'm just wondering, like did your mom ever look like we did athletic, wear wise Like I don't remember.

00:23:10.202 --> 00:23:10.624
Did she?

00:23:10.624 --> 00:23:13.536
Yes, I will tell you this.

00:23:13.536 --> 00:23:15.383
Did she?

00:23:15.383 --> 00:23:17.210
Yes, I will tell you this.

00:23:17.210 --> 00:23:26.685
Cindy Smalley has a very like I know that my obsession with like leggings and oversized hoodies came from my mom.

00:23:26.705 --> 00:23:29.733
Really Now, this is interesting to me.

00:23:29.733 --> 00:23:34.626
But the ironic thing is, I feel like you love being done up Like.

00:23:34.626 --> 00:23:35.228
I feel like you, oh, up Like.

00:23:35.248 --> 00:23:35.890
I feel like you Well, no, I do too.

00:23:35.890 --> 00:23:37.676
And my mom is like, so beautiful.

00:23:37.676 --> 00:23:43.722
Like I love when she like as a kid, I loved when my parents would go and do stuff.

00:23:43.722 --> 00:23:45.778
Like I loved seeing my mom's curling iron out.

00:23:45.778 --> 00:23:48.558
I loved the smell of her Mary Kay makeup palette.

00:23:48.558 --> 00:23:50.135
Like I like, loved it.

00:23:50.135 --> 00:23:53.655
But like my mom, I mean, first of all, my mom is a vet tech.

00:23:53.655 --> 00:24:02.872
She lives in scrubs Okay, that makes sense, yep.

00:24:02.872 --> 00:24:11.340
But then she transitions into home life pretty quick, like she always has like over our banister, like a pair of like sweatpants or leggings it's always a tank top and like an oversized cardigan or hoodie and she gets right into.

00:24:11.340 --> 00:24:17.472
Like I mean, my mom took our dining room away so she could have her kitchen be two times the size of what it was.

00:24:19.778 --> 00:24:20.097
Wow.

00:24:20.459 --> 00:24:25.156
My mom has a huge kitchen Cause she like, loves to like cook and like have people around.

00:24:25.156 --> 00:24:29.190
And then she also was a business owner on outside of that.

00:24:29.190 --> 00:24:38.198
She had her craft business, the Christmas business, and that was like they worked like long nights, long days, and they were like artists.

00:24:40.691 --> 00:24:41.434
She always had a big.

00:24:42.673 --> 00:24:47.115
Lemonheads too, like a Sam's Club Costco size thing of Lemonheads on her craft desk.

00:24:47.851 --> 00:24:48.935
I used to love a Lemonhead.

00:24:49.670 --> 00:24:50.972
That or Blue Blow Pops.

00:24:54.260 --> 00:24:54.862
You could sneak it in.

00:24:54.862 --> 00:25:00.058
I don't remember my mom ever looking like I look.

00:25:01.172 --> 00:25:03.173
I will say that I think we have better options.

00:25:03.173 --> 00:25:08.458
Yeah, that was a compliment to me Like make it work.

00:25:09.780 --> 00:25:11.321
Yeah, I feel so.

00:25:11.321 --> 00:25:16.445
My mom was a lineman growing up, so she worked in a very masculine field.

00:25:16.445 --> 00:25:25.554
She had to wear these god-awful navy blue dickies and a khaki shirt.

00:25:25.554 --> 00:25:34.901
It was bad, but she always got up and did a face face.

00:25:34.901 --> 00:25:35.722
Yeah, she always, even to this day.

00:25:35.722 --> 00:25:39.471
It blows her mind that I don't wash my hair every day, like she cannot fathom that I will not wash my hair.

00:25:39.471 --> 00:25:42.760
Go out without makeup, wear athletic, wear all that.

00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:46.673
Like she can go without makeup always she cannot wrap.

00:25:46.913 --> 00:25:50.904
But I'm like mom it takes you an hour and a half to get ready.

00:25:50.904 --> 00:25:52.669
I ain't got that kind of time every day.

00:25:53.009 --> 00:25:53.490
I just don't.

00:25:54.132 --> 00:25:54.573
I just don't.

00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:57.228
What I mean like what a time suck.

00:25:57.799 --> 00:25:58.863
What a time suck.

00:25:58.863 --> 00:26:01.769
And I'm like where, where did this go?

00:26:01.769 --> 00:26:03.472
Like why do I not?

00:26:03.472 --> 00:26:07.935
Why Am I lazy, or am I just like I?

00:26:07.977 --> 00:26:08.619
don't know what it is.

00:26:08.619 --> 00:26:12.248
My mom did not wear makeup daily growing up.

00:26:12.248 --> 00:26:15.375
I always did, Even in high school.

00:26:15.375 --> 00:26:17.118
Um, like my mom.

00:26:17.118 --> 00:26:19.545
My mom gave me like a magnet.

00:26:19.545 --> 00:26:23.252
I was probably a senior in high school junior or senior.

00:26:23.252 --> 00:26:24.482
I probably still have it.

00:26:24.482 --> 00:26:27.510
That said, this day was a waste of mascara.

00:26:29.942 --> 00:26:31.164
Like you, love your mascara.

00:26:31.605 --> 00:26:32.067
I really do.

00:26:32.067 --> 00:26:44.803
I always have, and she would like only let me buy clear at first and like but I came to that without YouTube, without any of that, like I used to be I mean, I was on swim team, I would wear waterproof, I don't know, I just like.

00:26:44.803 --> 00:26:50.346
I didn't wear like a lot of face makeup, but I always wore like mascara.

00:26:51.441 --> 00:26:54.609
Yeah, I hated it and I always have, always have, and I don't know.

00:26:54.609 --> 00:27:02.799
I just find it interesting that you know your mom didn't do a whole lot and you do, or you like to no, I wash my hair.

00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:04.503
My mom does not wash her hair every day.

00:27:04.785 --> 00:27:11.285
I wash my hair every day that's so interesting, and so I wonder where this brain travel went.

00:27:11.285 --> 00:27:11.986
It was like what?

00:27:11.986 --> 00:27:14.049
What is Clark going to be like when?

00:27:14.069 --> 00:27:21.509
we walked up to the restaurant, there was a moment where I was like I have a feeling that this is, and then I was like, actually, you know what?

00:27:21.509 --> 00:27:27.980
We had just had this conversation about how the majority of people who talk about money all the time don't have any.

00:27:28.541 --> 00:27:28.883
Yes.

00:27:29.363 --> 00:27:29.544
Right.

00:27:29.544 --> 00:27:32.587
So I was like this actually could be a really good teaching moment.

00:27:32.587 --> 00:27:44.307
Like what if, when we walk in, if one of the girls makes this observation you know that everyone's like dressed up or if one of them feels uncomfortable like let's have this conversation about like cause Charleston's different.

00:27:44.307 --> 00:27:47.020
I feel like you can go into any restaurant in Charleston.

00:27:47.020 --> 00:27:53.711
Somebody will be in Bermuda shorts, somebody will be in a wedding gown, somebody will be like there's all.

00:27:53.711 --> 00:28:00.328
I mean, I don't know what it is about Charleston, but like it's pretty much no holds barred for most restaurant dining.

00:28:00.871 --> 00:28:04.851
Yeah, agreed it's pretty loud there, Like you can really get the full assortment.

00:28:04.851 --> 00:28:12.186
Whether it's because we're so touristy or we I don't know, but because it's not touristy like a Myrtle, it's like just different.

00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.702
You can really get in a way with anything in myrtle.

00:28:15.702 --> 00:28:21.614
Yeah, you let that flag fly you wear that wife beater, baby, you wear it oh, you do your thing.

00:28:22.201 --> 00:28:24.767
But we went in and we were like that's the thing.

00:28:24.767 --> 00:28:26.913
I did have a full face on my hair, looked nice.

00:28:26.913 --> 00:28:34.213
We were, but all three of us in like oversized hoodies and leggings and like we sat down and we had the time of our lives.

00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:39.791
Right, but like that's me, I'm more comfortable in athletic wear.

00:28:39.791 --> 00:28:45.210
Oh, I mean we have a big meeting tomorrow.

00:28:45.751 --> 00:28:45.991
Yeah.

00:28:46.834 --> 00:28:51.505
And I'm going to have to jam myself into something that I know I'm not going to love.

00:28:52.166 --> 00:29:02.669
Well, I do love like getting together with like girlfriends or going out and like putting on a nice outfit, but the minute we talked about this with Jessica, like the minute I get home, I want to be.

00:29:02.669 --> 00:29:09.811
I'm comfortable both ways, but that's not a long, that's not a sustainable long-term for me, like shoving myself into my body suits.

00:29:09.811 --> 00:29:12.223
I'll probably get a UTI.

00:29:13.185 --> 00:29:13.567
Yes.

00:29:14.368 --> 00:29:18.585
Second of all, I just really but it was funny.

00:29:18.744 --> 00:29:28.260
but I but truly at like the other day, cause you know I go to, I'm at Clark school a good bit and so I feel like she's getting to the age where stuff like that may matter.

00:29:28.260 --> 00:29:29.482
So I asked her.

00:29:29.482 --> 00:29:34.371
I said, hey, you know, do I embarrass you at school?

00:29:34.371 --> 00:29:36.213
You know I have a question.

00:29:36.213 --> 00:29:37.075
What.

00:29:37.681 --> 00:29:42.532
Why are you asking for feedback from your daughter about your aesthetic?

00:29:42.881 --> 00:29:49.548
Because I never want to embarrass her and she was like absolutely not, she could care less, but I don't ever want to embarrass my kid.

00:29:50.681 --> 00:29:53.866
I think Clark would tell you and I think in the meantime I don't know.

00:29:54.619 --> 00:29:57.467
I feel like she thinks it would hurt my feelings.

00:29:58.769 --> 00:30:04.269
No, no, she definitely would she just said like if I ever do anything to embarrass you, please let me know.

00:30:04.269 --> 00:30:10.922
And then you just left it like that, instead of make you like I don't think you need to worry about that, Like you give her so much freedom to be herself.

00:30:10.922 --> 00:30:16.132
I do, I do, I don't think you need to open the door for another person in your life to give you feedback.

00:30:16.532 --> 00:30:17.013
That's true.

00:30:17.013 --> 00:30:19.146
You know how I feel about feedback.

00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:20.945
I know, but I'm like that's why.

00:30:20.945 --> 00:30:23.462
And then you like, don't, you don't need to ask her for that.

00:30:23.462 --> 00:30:24.223
I think she's good.

00:30:24.865 --> 00:30:25.926
She's good, she's good.

00:30:25.926 --> 00:30:26.907
She did tell me this morning.

00:30:26.907 --> 00:30:28.911
She was like okay.

00:30:31.394 --> 00:30:33.257
Somebody told me she likes my hair better up the other day.

00:30:33.257 --> 00:30:38.589
Well, I like your hair better up, but if you like it like that, I'm like what.

00:30:41.844 --> 00:30:45.823
But then we just recently have discovered that we wear the same size shoe.

00:30:45.823 --> 00:30:47.507
Now we're there.

00:30:47.507 --> 00:30:56.992
So she found we were cleaning out our guest bedroom this weekend and she found some black cowboy boots that I bought they were cheap ones off Amazon.

00:30:56.992 --> 00:31:02.145
I wore them just to like a marketing or working thing and she was like they're like black suede.

00:31:02.145 --> 00:31:04.009
She's like can I have these?

00:31:04.009 --> 00:31:08.142
Yes, she hasn't taken them off since Sunday except to sleep.

00:31:08.201 --> 00:31:10.865
Yes, hell yes, they are yours.

00:31:10.865 --> 00:31:14.268
I've been saving them for you, amazing.

00:31:15.469 --> 00:31:16.049
Go for it.

00:31:16.430 --> 00:31:18.152
I love that girl all up in my business.

00:31:18.612 --> 00:31:24.779
I know she said I can't wait because we were going through a bunch of my shoes, which I have way too many pairs of shoes but I will be here for it.

00:31:24.679 --> 00:31:25.761
You have too many pairs from like a year ago.

00:31:25.761 --> 00:31:27.422
God I love it.

00:31:28.563 --> 00:31:31.165
But anyway, she was like I can't wait to wear some of these other ones.

00:31:31.165 --> 00:31:34.450
I'm like I know it's fun Until they start pinching your toes.

00:31:35.211 --> 00:31:38.894
Or they just fall apart, or they just fall apart.

00:31:39.556 --> 00:31:42.804
Okay, speaking of shoes, we need to talk about this.

00:31:42.804 --> 00:31:45.953
Have you seen the new Spanx shoe that she designed?

00:31:45.953 --> 00:31:50.308
No, okay, can you Google it real quick, because I need your thoughts on it, please.

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:53.624
Well, okay, I actually am.

00:31:53.624 --> 00:31:58.172
I already have very interesting thoughts on Spanx in general.

00:31:59.334 --> 00:32:02.387
Let's start with the she, because I really need to know what your thoughts are about this she.

00:32:04.221 --> 00:32:07.172
I mean, am I going to find it that fast, is it one?

00:32:08.323 --> 00:32:12.784
Yeah, just like hit the, it's called snakes S-N-E-E-X.

00:32:15.672 --> 00:32:19.648
Okay, sneaks, spanx Shoe.

00:32:19.648 --> 00:32:23.230
So is it Sneaks and X, because the Spanx ends in X.

00:32:24.301 --> 00:32:28.208
I'm assuming as much Brain consistency I would assume.

00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:30.226
I don't know if it's pointing to this.

00:32:30.226 --> 00:32:34.321
Is it a high heel?

00:32:34.883 --> 00:32:35.143
Yep.

00:32:40.791 --> 00:32:42.494
Come on, just take me there Yo.

00:32:45.701 --> 00:32:50.830
So it is a tennis shoe with a high heel.

00:32:51.712 --> 00:32:52.253
I see this.

00:32:53.520 --> 00:32:56.470
So what is your immediate reaction to that?

00:32:57.141 --> 00:32:58.487
I'm going both ways right now.

00:32:58.487 --> 00:33:00.643
My first thought is what the and then part of me is like.

00:33:00.643 --> 00:33:01.445
I'm fucking in.

00:33:02.028 --> 00:33:04.848
Right, that's exactly like you just hit the nail on the head.

00:33:04.848 --> 00:33:06.567
That's exactly how I felt about it too.

00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:11.729
There's a part of me that's like Right.

00:33:11.729 --> 00:33:19.042
Right, I'm going to get a screenshot of it, but can we look at the price point there?

00:33:19.042 --> 00:33:19.222
How much?

00:33:19.242 --> 00:33:25.473
does it cost it's 545 dollars you're bananas but bananas because here's the deal.

00:33:25.575 --> 00:33:31.243
The first thing that I read was something about a luxury shoe that blends style of traditional high heel with the performance and comfort of a sneaker.

00:33:31.243 --> 00:33:31.695
Men invented the high heel centuries ago.

00:33:31.695 --> 00:33:32.388
It's basic construction that hasn't really changed.

00:33:32.388 --> 00:33:33.843
There's been a void, and comfortable and style of traditional high heel with the performance and comfort of a sneaker.

00:33:33.843 --> 00:33:34.276
Men invented the high heel centuries ago.

00:33:34.276 --> 00:33:37.141
It's basic construction that hasn't really changed.

00:33:37.141 --> 00:33:42.266
There's been a void in comfortable footwear and women deserve an option and I get that.

00:33:42.266 --> 00:33:47.731
But I'm also like at what point did you decide to exclude the majority of the population?

00:33:48.211 --> 00:33:48.532
Right.

00:33:48.532 --> 00:33:56.988
I mean, if you're dropping $545 on a shoe, it better be like have a red bottom.

00:33:57.009 --> 00:33:59.559
That's all I got to say.

00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:06.346
Absolutely, I don't like that price tag, Mostly because I like for me.

00:34:06.426 --> 00:34:09.657
I love when something's innovative but like let's be accessible Right.

00:34:09.657 --> 00:34:10.760
Innovative yet accessible, very, very wise.

00:34:10.900 --> 00:34:14.369
You are pushing the envelope a little bit and you actually need us?

00:34:14.369 --> 00:34:21.753
Oh for sure, because if we can't do it, or if we don't do it, you are basically the cyber truck.

00:34:22.340 --> 00:34:24.869
Yeah, like who can afford $545 pair of shoes?

00:34:26.423 --> 00:34:28.130
But it's the new cyber truck.

00:34:28.130 --> 00:34:29.884
You're like at what point are you?

00:34:29.884 --> 00:34:33.432
You're going to need some of us to put it on.

00:34:36.139 --> 00:34:37.161
So what are your thoughts about it?

00:34:37.161 --> 00:34:37.844
Do you?

00:34:38.505 --> 00:34:38.846
think it's cute?

00:34:38.846 --> 00:34:40.088
No, wear it, but I'm not paying that.

00:34:40.088 --> 00:34:42.360
I mean, 150 will be my max for that shoe.

00:34:42.481 --> 00:34:50.240
Same same, but I'm very intrigued because I love a tennis shoe but I often feel dumpy.

00:34:50.240 --> 00:35:00.333
You know, you just have those days where you feel dumpy if you're in a flat yeah, I mean, I definitely feel different in a heel, but I love my athletic shoes.

00:35:00.333 --> 00:35:02.476
Oh, same same.

00:35:02.476 --> 00:35:12.891
But some days you just feel like I, you know, it just gives you that like boobies out, shoulders back, just like power power.

00:35:12.891 --> 00:35:16.954
I know the power of the heel I, so I have this.

00:35:16.974 --> 00:35:28.262
I don't love spanks okay, let's talk through that like I don't have a drawer of it, not a believer okay I just don't I think I have two.

00:35:28.282 --> 00:35:45.280
I like used to have three, but in a I took them off one night at a wedding and threw them and just left them in the bathroom because I could not effing breathe they are Well, and I am like this is going to make my stomach hurt so bad For some reason.

00:35:45.302 --> 00:35:50.429
When I have them on, even though I might have a little bit of a smaller waist, I feel like I look more sausagey.

00:35:50.429 --> 00:35:52.994
Do you have this?

00:35:52.994 --> 00:35:55.648
I'm like why isn't it making me flat front to back?

00:35:55.648 --> 00:36:01.231
Why is it making me a smaller but rounder?

00:36:01.251 --> 00:36:06.382
Yeah, One of my favorite quotes was from an ex-boyfriend about Spanx.

00:36:06.382 --> 00:36:09.289
He was watching me get ready one night for a wedding.

00:36:10.090 --> 00:36:12.101
You let him watch, you get in your Spanx.

00:36:12.603 --> 00:36:13.507
Yeah, listen, listen.

00:36:13.507 --> 00:36:21.981
I was young and didn't care about stuff like that back then and he like looked at me dead cold in the face and was like I don't get it, like where's the fat go?

00:36:24.626 --> 00:36:25.126
what a dick.

00:36:25.728 --> 00:36:27.871
First of all, yeah, I mean we broke up.

00:36:27.871 --> 00:36:35.552
Obviously I was like such a man observation like when does the fat go?

00:36:36.882 --> 00:36:45.454
At what point I always feel like this is outfire when she's in her house, before she puts the pie on her face.

00:36:45.454 --> 00:36:47.768
Something about a nude bra.

00:36:47.768 --> 00:36:50.128
Believe me, I am a big nude bra girl.

00:36:50.128 --> 00:36:53.264
I will wear it if I'm wearing white, but I don't wear white.

00:36:53.324 --> 00:36:55.342
I'm a nude bra nude bra girl.

00:36:55.362 --> 00:36:56.226
Like I will wear it if I'm wearing white.

00:36:56.226 --> 00:36:56.931
But like I don't wear a white bra.

00:36:56.931 --> 00:37:11.793
But like if I put a nude bra on or if I put on spanks, all I can hear is like I literally with like the big floppy boobies always with boobies and like hello, oh my gosh.

00:37:11.793 --> 00:37:15.016
And drops in the coffee.

00:37:15.016 --> 00:37:23.614
And for the record, having watched that now in my adult years I am being divorced.

00:37:26.181 --> 00:37:27.483
He brought a horse in the house.

00:37:30.148 --> 00:37:30.771
Bananas.

00:37:31.773 --> 00:37:32.313
Bananas.

00:37:33.661 --> 00:37:43.119
Also, I've been rewatching sex in the city and I'm gonna say I know, but I'm gonna say something that is going to be so disruptive.

00:37:44.626 --> 00:37:45.188
I'm already mad.

00:37:45.300 --> 00:37:59.264
Whatever you're saying, I'm upset about it like Sarah Jessica Parker, like her Carrie is the problem ooh, yeah, tell me more.

00:37:59.264 --> 00:38:12.389
The problem, like I'm watching the dynamic between like Big and what's her name, the one that he actually like, marries for a little bit.

00:38:12.389 --> 00:38:13.331
Thank you.

00:38:13.331 --> 00:38:16.128
And Carrie is the problem.

00:38:16.128 --> 00:38:23.333
Like I'm watching the scene where she's like Carrie's like eating breakfast and it's like or getting coffee.

00:38:24.900 --> 00:38:25.885
After she spends the night.

00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:31.431
And I'm in, like Natasha walks in and she there's like this what does she say?

00:38:31.431 --> 00:38:34.403
Like oh, but it's not like where you live, I didn't know you would be here.

00:38:34.403 --> 00:38:35.809
Like this isn't.

00:38:35.809 --> 00:38:40.740
And she was like you can see Natasha, like realize that she, carrie, also knows where she lives.

00:38:40.740 --> 00:38:45.369
And I'm like you were so disruptive and so toxic.

00:38:45.369 --> 00:38:51.945
Okay, and then there's even this stuff with, like Aiden Cause I actually like I loved Aiden.

00:38:52.045 --> 00:38:53.384
Oh, aiden, is so your type?

00:38:53.384 --> 00:38:56.079
I know, and I like a furniture maker.

00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:58.045
Like with a cat in the woods.

00:38:58.748 --> 00:39:05.652
And he like, even like the cigarette smoking and like how important that was to him and how much she like lied and lied and lied about it.

00:39:07.041 --> 00:39:08.847
Yeah, she definitely she.

00:39:08.847 --> 00:39:12.659
She had some, but she had like main character energy.

00:39:12.659 --> 00:39:16.168
I feel like if she was like three but I did not.

00:39:16.289 --> 00:39:17.010
In my 20s.

00:39:17.010 --> 00:39:23.023
When I was watching it, I did not think she was as toxic as I know her to be now.

00:39:23.023 --> 00:39:25.025
I did not think she was as toxic as I know her to be now.

00:39:25.025 --> 00:39:30.188
Okay, Like Samantha, that her energy for me the entire time.

00:39:30.909 --> 00:39:31.730
Oh, yeah, always.

00:39:32.449 --> 00:39:35.913
But hers was a lot more like you're allowed to be who you are.

00:39:35.913 --> 00:39:42.197
I'm going to be who I am, I'm not going to disrupt you, I'm not going to be cruel, I'm not going to ruin your life.

00:39:42.197 --> 00:39:46.278
Then she falls in love and the cancer story and like I know.

00:39:46.278 --> 00:39:53.032
But Carrie, I'm definitely watching her like with a different light.

00:39:53.032 --> 00:39:54.402
Okay.

00:39:55.106 --> 00:39:55.768
That's interesting.

00:39:55.768 --> 00:39:58.420
I haven't watched it.

00:39:58.420 --> 00:40:05.728
I've watched the remakes which, let's be real, it is never it's going to touch original Sex and the City.

00:40:05.728 --> 00:40:12.112
Yeah, y'all, I miss Samantha and I miss Big and all the things, Don't get me wrong.

00:40:12.219 --> 00:40:14.224
Sarah Jessica Parker is like I just love.

00:40:14.224 --> 00:40:15.789
I love her, I love her.

00:40:15.829 --> 00:40:24.510
Love life Like I just oh yeah, yeah, but that is one of my all-time favorite shows.

00:40:24.510 --> 00:40:30.628
If I was on a deserted island, I would take the seasons with me, 100% that's why I started re-watching it.

00:40:37.628 --> 00:40:54.871
Religiously, yeah day that people with, specifically, it was like two things people with high recent trauma, which I'm not saying I have, but also people with very extreme, like ADHD, depending on how it manifests typically more comfortable just watching the same thing that they've already seen before.

00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:03.684
It is like that, and people with high anxiety, because I am somebody who watches the same, and they say it's because you know the outcome and it's not stressful to you.

00:41:04.146 --> 00:41:07.231
And you're able to relax and actually watch it.

00:41:07.771 --> 00:41:20.632
So my husband and Clark make fun of me because when I'm around the house, like we talk about this, you, you listen to music, you always have music on in your house, so I'm like that, but I have top chef on all the time.

00:41:20.632 --> 00:41:23.768
Yeah, always a cooking show, always a cooking show.

00:41:23.768 --> 00:41:24.590
And let me tell you why.

00:41:24.590 --> 00:41:31.679
There's no yelling, there's no screaming, there's no fighting, there's no, it's just very peaceful.

00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:34.208
And they're talking about my favorite thing, which is food.

00:41:35.983 --> 00:41:36.706
My mom has a TV.

00:41:36.706 --> 00:41:38.646
They're always cooking on.

00:41:39.168 --> 00:41:40.112
Yeah.

00:41:41.260 --> 00:41:42.246
There's always cooking on.

00:41:42.246 --> 00:41:47.885
The girls are watching the cake, or whatever I'm obsessed with is it cake?

00:41:47.945 --> 00:41:49.347
we love our family.

00:41:49.347 --> 00:41:51.331
We do that for family night we love it.

00:41:51.733 --> 00:41:54.103
I'm like what?

00:41:54.965 --> 00:41:56.086
oh yeah, incredible.

00:41:56.086 --> 00:41:57.208
Who was I talking to?

00:41:57.208 --> 00:42:02.903
You know, clark's birthday is is coming up and they were asking something about wanting her to have like a big cupcake.

00:42:02.903 --> 00:42:04.786
And somebody was like, well, just make it.

00:42:04.786 --> 00:42:06.708
I was like have you met me?

00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:09.231
Ma'am Uh-uh.

00:42:09.891 --> 00:42:10.293
I don't beg.

00:42:10.313 --> 00:42:12.576
First of all, we're not swimming in free time.

00:42:13.260 --> 00:42:13.300
No.

00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:22.509
Second of all, I have learned my lesson to some degree about how much it's going to cost me to pretend that I can learn this new skill.

00:42:22.509 --> 00:42:26.280
Versus I would rather pay $100.

00:42:27.903 --> 00:42:30.652
Throw some money at the problem, which is actually why I went to Costco today.

00:42:31.139 --> 00:42:39.884
Before I destroy my whole house and nine pans and I have to clean it all up and I lose the joy of the birthday now.

00:42:40.286 --> 00:42:41.791
It makes me so angry.

00:42:41.791 --> 00:42:43.657
It makes me so angry.

00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:45.041
Because we don't like to fail.

00:42:46.344 --> 00:42:59.760
There was one time early in me and Nate's relationship where we were having some kind of party and I made these the Reese's cup cookies, where you put the peanut butter cookie in like a mini muffin pan and then you jam the Reese's cup in the middle of it after they come out of the oven.

00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:04.961
Delicious, but all of mine got stuck in the mini muffin pan.

00:43:04.961 --> 00:43:12.583
That was the first major meltdown that nate ever saw me have, because I could not get them out of the muffin pan I was.

00:43:12.583 --> 00:43:17.592
I was on one, I was not happy they were real.

00:43:17.634 --> 00:43:21.364
Where it's like the guys in the cooking show and the audio is amazing, you need to do it.

00:43:21.364 --> 00:43:23.688
Where it's like they're like tell us about your dish.

00:43:23.688 --> 00:43:32.353
He's like I made it, had a breakdown, bon appetit, because he literally like I will find it for you.

00:43:32.353 --> 00:43:34.338
I used it like two christmas ago.

00:43:34.338 --> 00:43:41.951
He's like I made it, had to break down bon appetit, and he's like british and he.

00:43:42.192 --> 00:43:43.373
That's awesome.

00:43:43.393 --> 00:43:48.268
You do need to find that his shit like 10 minutes prior in the kitchen.

00:43:48.728 --> 00:43:53.545
That's me every time we bake so like baking is not for me either.

00:43:53.784 --> 00:43:55.688
Baking is too hard, was it?

00:43:55.789 --> 00:43:56.990
last year or two.

00:43:56.990 --> 00:44:08.485
Two Christmases ago Clark and I did gingerbread men and when I got him out of the oven they were all they had, like all puffed up and they all got real fat and Clark was like.

00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:11.045
why are they so chubby?

00:44:11.045 --> 00:44:12.128
I don't understand.

00:44:12.128 --> 00:44:15.606
I have never had a gingerbread man come out the same.

00:44:15.606 --> 00:44:17.150
No, what is the secret?

00:44:17.150 --> 00:44:18.132
I don't understand.

00:44:18.132 --> 00:44:19.074
Like is there?

00:44:19.074 --> 00:44:19.943
Like are we supposed to add?

00:44:19.943 --> 00:44:21.027
Like a magical ingredient?

00:44:23.179 --> 00:44:23.601
like more baking soda.

00:44:23.601 --> 00:44:24.184
How are you guys doing that?

00:44:24.184 --> 00:44:24.967
It's just way too precise for me.

00:44:24.967 --> 00:44:29.179
And then last year we were making cookies and I went to go add vanilla.

00:44:29.179 --> 00:44:31.407
I mean, I had like everything in there.

00:44:31.407 --> 00:44:37.860
I'm talking like Chocolate chips, You're talking like $35 worth of ingredients.

00:44:37.860 --> 00:44:51.929
And the last step Was vanilla and I accidentally put Star anise like liquid in there and Clark was like why does this smell so weird?

00:44:51.929 --> 00:44:54.784
And I look at the bottle, I'm like shit.

00:44:55.806 --> 00:44:56.509
Shit.

00:44:56.809 --> 00:44:58.985
Darn, God darn.

00:44:58.985 --> 00:45:03.244
So that went in the trash and she was just like it's okay, mom, we can buy cookies.

00:45:03.244 --> 00:45:03.922
I'm like thank you, Because we're not doing this again.

00:45:03.869 --> 00:45:04.702
We're wasn't the trash and she was just like it's okay, mom, we can buy cookies.

00:45:04.702 --> 00:45:06.085
I'm like thank you, Because we're not doing this again.

00:45:06.820 --> 00:45:10.748
We're not doing it again and we are about in the season of holiday baking.

00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:13.989
I do Christmas cookies but it is brutal for me.

00:45:13.989 --> 00:45:21.331
I really got to get my head there because it's like the frosting, and then my own personal control issues.

00:45:21.331 --> 00:45:22.494
I'm just like ooh.

00:45:23.445 --> 00:45:27.125
Yeah, but the funny thing is, I feel like you would be a really good cookie decorator.

00:45:28.047 --> 00:45:29.652
Oh, have I never shown you my cookies?

00:45:30.981 --> 00:45:32.083
That sounded really dirty.

00:45:32.847 --> 00:45:34.231
I take it so far.

00:45:34.231 --> 00:45:45.340
I'm sure there was a year where I made only Christmas trees and every one of them had like six colors of frosting and like six different pipings.

00:45:45.340 --> 00:45:48.268
So I like filled all the bags and like made them look.

00:45:48.268 --> 00:45:50.273
They looked like little seashells.

00:45:50.273 --> 00:45:54.510
I sat there, probably had a bottle of wine, but that was like my like.

00:45:54.510 --> 00:45:57.786
You know, at the end of the night when it's like quiet and the tree is up.

00:45:57.865 --> 00:46:17.606
I do live for, like the twinkle lights and I just like decorated the crap out of it my grandma my like grandma warge had an amazing cutout cookie recipe and like so funny because, like I, it took me years to figure out how we did the frosting in our family, because no one would tell me the truth they don't just buy it.

00:46:20.625 --> 00:46:26.978
No, that's what I do but the recipe for the cutouts is really where the secret is.

00:46:26.978 --> 00:46:36.748
So I like, but going through the motions of doing making the dough and doing the cutouts and having this freaking timer go off every eight minutes is torture for me I just can't.

00:46:37.148 --> 00:46:39.653
I just I really I just can't do it.

00:46:39.653 --> 00:46:42.865
If we do, you know I'll do clark and I have a.

00:46:42.865 --> 00:46:46.333
We do a chocolate cake every Thanksgiving.

00:46:46.333 --> 00:46:46.994
I'll do that.

00:46:46.994 --> 00:46:48.204
You know I'm off of Thanksgiving.

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Food Done.

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I think we're either doing jambalaya or paella this year.

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That's what we've decided, and then I'll Homemade chocolate cake sounds hard.

00:46:57.476 --> 00:46:58.137
Huh.

00:46:58.157 --> 00:47:01.085
What Homemade chocolate cake sounds hard.

00:47:01.500 --> 00:47:02.682
Oh my God, it's homemade chocolate cake sounds hard.

00:47:02.682 --> 00:47:03.204
Oh my god, it's so easy.

00:47:03.204 --> 00:47:05.632
It's like the best recipe, it's so good.

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I will text it to you.

00:47:06.983 --> 00:47:08.987
It is if I can do it.

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You can do it because we'll put it in the, we'll use it as a post, because absolutely.

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It's delicious.

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It's like a hot fudge cake and it's yummy with ice cream on top of it and everybody loves it.

00:47:18.387 --> 00:47:19.851
Everybody loves it.

00:47:19.851 --> 00:47:22.420
So yeah, holiday baking not my jam.

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But I grew up in a house where we had tons of cookies over the holidays.

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We had this one with walnuts in it that my grandpa loved.

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It has confectioner's sugar.

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It's just like it's so much work.

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And then I'm like now I got to eat it all, Now I got to work it all off and I just can't.

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I don't know, I don't know, I just can't.

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I don't know, I don't know, I just I.

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Yeah, I don't know, I just don't know.

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I enjoy the idea of wanting to do it, and then I buy all the ingredients and then I look at it and I'm like, oh shit, now I gotta use them well, that's the thing, that's how it started, like when you get in there and you realize you have60 worth of ingredients and you're like Like there's not a Christmas that has gone by truly and I really do mean this Since Nate and I have been together that I have not bought nutter butter cookies in the hopes that I'm going to make the little snowman you know the little white snowman the cute.

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You decorate it with icing.

00:48:25.402 --> 00:48:27.967
I'm telling you right now I've never done it.

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Something else you are already asking for it.

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I've never done it.

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I've never done it.

00:48:32.349 --> 00:48:35.344
So yeah, I do make Chex Mix.

00:48:35.344 --> 00:48:37.385
I make an incredible Chex Mix.

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Oh, I want some then.

00:48:39.260 --> 00:48:40.467
My family calls it trash.

00:48:41.382 --> 00:48:42.387
My grandfather Do you do?

00:48:42.387 --> 00:48:43.092
My family calls it trash.

00:48:43.092 --> 00:48:48.047
My great, my grandfather, sweet one or the salty salty, it's amazing.

00:48:48.086 --> 00:48:51.840
I make it really and I you know we often give that out to neighbors, but I love checks mix.

00:48:51.882 --> 00:48:55.740
I make a really good one with ranch mom used to make a checks mix one, but she hasn't in years.

00:48:55.740 --> 00:48:57.965
She also used to make this like popcorn wreath.

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That's really like rice crispy treats.

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But it's like oh, I know I should, we should all look in the family cookbook treats.

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But it's like oh, I know I should, we should all look in the family cookbook and see if it's in there, because it used to be like she used to make it for everything.

00:49:08.764 --> 00:49:10.570
I love that you have a family cookbook.

00:49:10.570 --> 00:49:15.809
Honestly, it's that it pulled it pulled my heartstrings when I found found your family cookbook.

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Cause I am like I actually like use mine, which I understand is my mom's point, but when she comes and she sees that I've like unclipped a million pages and they're all in the front in my ADHD world where I have 9,000 junk drawers but everything's organized, everything else is organized and I can't explain it, I don't pretend to understand it that Polly D video that you, that reel that you sent me, I was like, oh my God, I feel like that's me and you talking.

00:49:48.543 --> 00:49:50.721
We have to post that so people know what we're talking about.

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How far can we?

00:49:51.985 --> 00:49:54.981
see, I'm like wait what?

00:49:54.981 --> 00:49:55.922
Where are you going, rebecca?

00:49:55.922 --> 00:49:59.271
He's like what, he's like how far are we?

00:49:59.291 --> 00:50:02.340
Why are you asking that he's like?

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Why does it matter?

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Like I just need to know how far can we see?

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He's like man.

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I thought it was gonna be like 70 feet rightfully so, though I was actually kind of shocked about that.

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I was like for sure it's 70 feet, sir.

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What like the earth is round.

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You can't possibly see that far.

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Just come on.

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Oh my goodness, all this food talk's got me ready to eat lunch.

00:50:26.809 --> 00:50:29.967
We've had all kinds of fun things.

00:50:29.967 --> 00:50:37.724
We will have to post lots of puppy pics and I will start documenting all the things that Tani's eating.

00:50:39.849 --> 00:50:41.684
You just need to drop them as posts.

00:50:41.684 --> 00:50:42.246
First of all.

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We're going to be so much better on our content.

00:50:44.568 --> 00:50:55.349
We're just going to start delivering random content to you guys, but I think you just need to put a post up and just be like things, things, tiny, eight this week, fucking tiny.

00:50:56.521 --> 00:50:57.403
He's over there sneezing.

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Now he's at.

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He would rival Bendy for snoring right now.

00:51:00.282 --> 00:51:01.202
I'm surprised you can't hear him.

00:51:01.202 --> 00:51:02.304
Yeah, he would rival Bendy for snoring right now.

00:51:02.304 --> 00:51:03.425
I'm surprised you can't hear him.

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Yeah, truly, she's on the baby's bed.

00:51:05.829 --> 00:51:22.996
And do you know, I have purchased for that dog no less than seven beds in her lifetime she has never used a single one, for whatever reason.

00:51:22.996 --> 00:51:26.012
She also has gone in the puppy's crate nine million times and just sat there and laid down.

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It's a competitive thing.

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Get out.

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That's why I won't let her do the crate.

00:51:29.052 --> 00:51:32.902
The thing about crate training is it has to be the puppy's cave.

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I yank her ass right out so fast.

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Don't even think about it.

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You have your own crate.

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You're a jerk about your crate.

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Get out.

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It makes me so mad I'm like I'm not going to play power games with you, I win, you lose and everything's like.

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And that, folks, is how we will wrap up today thank you for your out your 51 minutes of enrichment.

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We'll close on that note.

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Oh, thanks everybody for tuning in and we will see you next week.