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what would you do if I sang out of tune?
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Would you stand up and walk out on?
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me.
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Oh, the best way to start the morning.
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I get by with a little help from my friends.
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I know it makes me think of wonder years.
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You needed it.
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I did need it.
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Do you want to know why I sang it?
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Why.
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Because I brought a friend.
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I love that we have a guest on the podcast that can't say hello.
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She's so tired to have spent so much time.
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He's so precious.
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Literally right now.
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She just went straight back to pass out cold.
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She is precious, so tell everybody what you're showing me.
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Oh, I have a puppy.
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You know that.
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First of all, everyone should have known, when I put up Halloween like I did early, that I was up to no good.
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Yeah, I love it.
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She's precious.
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How is it going?
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I mean I'm tired, it's precious.
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How is it going?
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I mean, I'm tired.
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It's like a baby.
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I know I'm the worst mom and the best mom.
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I should get that tattooed on my forehead.
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I'm the worst mom and the best mom, Like I like did all this prep I had.
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I have have this like outdoor storage so I had it full of, like you know everyone's like, are you gonna crate train?
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Like yes, of course I'm gonna crate train.
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I have this old lady who's unpredictable and not actually.
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I just like want to be careful with her and like my dog my older dog doesn't play with toys, but we have no, we had no toys.
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She does not play with toys.
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We have no, we had no toys.
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She does not play with toys.
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She hasn't in a million years.
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She does not care.
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We get her stuff every year for her birthday and for Christmas and she's just like she's not interested what?
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She's just not interested in toys at all.
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She had one, this raccoon, we call them Goonie, but he was from Target because we're so creative.
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He was from Target and I probably have purchased like 11 over the years, but they stopped making it and then cause I just kept.
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She always had like three or four after that.
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No, no.
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How is Biddy, how is she handling the transition?
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I was so stressed the first hour because she's a bulldog, so she gets like muscly and like pushy.
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The first hour was very stressful.
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She's been amazing.
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I have the cutest pictures.
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She's obsessed with her.
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So, she wants to eat.
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Next to her.
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They have like these little, they're not Kongs, they're almost like these, these, like they look like cups and you put yogurt or something in the middle and you freeze it.
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So I got a big one and a little one and she looks to her to do everything, so like they eat them together.
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Oh, she hasn't done.
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I mean, brett runs circles around her and bennie just stays still like just stares up at this guy because she knows she can't move that fast and she knows she's big and she knows I will lose my mind if she hurts her.
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So but like today when I left for yoga, she watches TV.
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I've never had a dog that watched TV before.
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Really I feel like my dogs love TV.
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My lab Remy.
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Before Boozyzy he loved golden girls, so like I would leave it on for for Remy during the day, he would watch golden girls all day you know, the first time she turned, we turned on she was like, and then you could see that she was like watching, her ears were breaking up.
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So when I leave during the day I bring her crate out here, turn the tv on.
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Obviously she cries and like still piecing her crate and stuff.
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But yeah, today, benny, obviously she cries and like still piece in her crate and stuff.
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But yeah, today Benny came walking out and did a huge bark in her face and then laid down next to her and they were like that when I came back and I was like she's like, first of all, I need you to be quiet.
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Second of all, I am going to stay with you.
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Oh.
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I hope that we stay on this path.
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So I got to thinking about you this weekend and this decision.
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Yeah.
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And you know I'm team dog.
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Yes, I feel like you have been so spontaneous in the past couple of months, so I was going to ask you is this a part, are you normally spontaneous or is this fairly a new finding for you?
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I don't know.
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If I would say it's spontaneous, I would say I, uh, I definitely navigate with a certain amount of autonomy.
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I'm not on, I don't.
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Actually I could be on purpose.
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I have no idea.
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It's probably a trauma response.
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But, like I, if I think that, especially if I'm thinking about something, I don't necessarily open it up for discussion, typically, by the time I opened it up for discussion, I've like married it a little bit, or I don't open it up at all.
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Okay, good to know, I'm like in the last, you know like the final stretches of like, or if I'm really really debating, which is why I'll come to the table with like a fair amount of like.
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Hear me out though the carpets, the this, the that like, because I mean by then I was already talking to the breeder, but I also needed it to be the right personality.
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So if she didn't tell me that I was going to get like a little mashed potatoes, I was not going to take one.
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Okay.
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So there were the last three weekends there was a phone call about like personalities.
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Okay.
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And the reason I say that is because you called me and you were like hey, I have a tattoo appointment.
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I was like oh, okay, I have a tattoo appointment.
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I was like oh okay, that was like the day.
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That was the Monday before.
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And then it was like I'm getting a puppy, oh, okay, Like and I guess.
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So I have always been a spontaneous person, Like, just.
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I would never I wouldn't say that I'm spontaneous okay, well, I have been.
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Like I definitely am someone who's like oh sure, we're passing a tattoo shop, yeah, I'll run in, let's go grab one.
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Like well, actually, maybe it might be a little bit like yeah, so I have been one, but like, as I've gotten older and I don't know if it's like the mom thing, I kind of miss that wild, because I feel like now if I don't live and breathe by my agenda, then like stuff does not get done.
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Yeah.
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But I'm also the person like legitimately.
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If you call me tomorrow and you're like, hey, I just want a radio contest, do you want to go to Mexico for five days?
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They'd be like hell, yeah, let me grab the bikini and let's roll, yeah.
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No, I definitely have.
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Like I think for sure that that got silenced for quite some time.
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I mean, I just and I'm not.
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I don't mean anything about this person, but that person was in a neogram five, and one of the reasons I love a neogram is because it explains.
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Obviously we love the motivations, but that is like an extremely analytical, overthinking, research, research, research, like just to get a tool.
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I'll tell you this we, the dog's head can fit through the upper deck.
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I was like, fuck, we do not have a dog, like.
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So the girls got in the truck, went to Walmart, found three baby gates that I love, grabbed a drill.
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I don't know how to use a drill.
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I had to, like we were on YouTube and we it took us like three hours and we got three.
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There's one across their room because their room is a death trap for her.
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I just and I'm not going to have them grow up fast just because they have a puppy, like part of the point.
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Yeah, for sure.
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And there's just like food, miniature things, lipsticks, nonsense, toothpicks, tape.
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They don't even underwear, you know, like just stuff that dogs freaking love.
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Yeah Well, that needs a gate, and then ones across my closet, because I actually don't like doors closed.
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I have like this weird, I don't know what it is, I'm sure somebody will text this I really do not like a closed door.
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I keep my bathroom door open, even when it's just me and the girls Like I.
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Just I don't like a closed door.
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I'm not I don't know.
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Then you got to open it.
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What's behind it?
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I don't like this game.
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Not into it, not for me, I love a closed door.
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You do.
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I do yeah.
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Well, it's just like a protected space.
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I don't know.
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I start to feel like claustrophobic, okay, like I love a closed door to my apartment, but then everything else, even my door to my.
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No, but you know what I mean.
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Even my door to my outside is always open, and actually when I was in college, it is always open.
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I can vouch for this.
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Yes, it's almost always open, unless it's literally suffocatingly hot, because I just can't stand it to be closed.
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So interesting, my dorm door was always open too.
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Huh, I wonder if that's like a metaphor, are you are?
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you an open door Probably.
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I mean, I got a puppy.
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Now I can't believe.
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Well, I'm glad that you are loving your puppy journey so far.
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So let me tell what my dog, tiny Tim, has done in the past 24 hours.
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Do you know?
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I looked at Tiny Tim ornaments for you for your birthday, but I couldn't find one that appropriately represented not being Scrooge.
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He is on my shit list today, this damn dog.
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So we come home.
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You know, I do Lunch Lady on Mondays.
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Yes.
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So I'm gone all day and we are no longer crate training.
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He's been doing so well and I feel bad because you know there's probably some issues there, but I feel bad keeping him in the wilderness.
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I mean, I think he's fine in a crate.
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But dogs don't have the ability to reason like this.
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Yeah, I know.
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Listen, there's something going on up here.
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I don't know what to say it was feral, but he was, and now he's spoiled, rotten and so clark and I went to pet smart last friday and bought a bunch of stuff for our fish noodles oh, I don't.
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I don't think I knew that you had a fish.
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We do.
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His name is Noodles, of course his name is Noodles and he's a beta and he's got a sparkling personality and she loves him dearly for him being a fish.
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For their fun.
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Totally, yeah, you can train them.
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They'll come to you and stuff.
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Oh yeah, he's very excited, excitable.
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So we went to PetSmart and they had BOGO on their things that you put in their little aquarium, right, like little plants or little you know different ceramic tunnels and caves, what is the word for that?
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at the zoo.
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It has a name.
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It starts with an E Enrichment.
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It's his enrichment.
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Ooh, I love this word for our title.
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I like to use enrichment whenever I'm doing something that's a really out of the ordinary.
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I mean, I love this I love for our enrichment enrichment.
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To my brain that will be the top one of the title words.
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Um.
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So we we buy noodles, these four things to put in his aquarium.
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So we noodles these four things to put in his aquarium.
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So we obviously can't put all four in there because it's not that big, so we had a few of them sitting out on his little table.
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So I come home yesterday, where does he live?
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In your house?
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He's right behind me Like literally.
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How come I don't Noodles?
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I definitely thought it was a decoration.
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I didn't realize a fish lived in there.
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I thought it was just like a.
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What kind of weird do you think?
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I Just like a bowl of water sitting on the table.
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No, I just thought it.
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We have kids.
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I have a rock right now on one of my freaking tables.
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Oh my God, it's like it's a meteor.
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It's magic.
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I was like it looks like.
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Oh my God.
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So I come home yesterday and Tiny has eaten one of Noodle's ceramics Like a ceramic thing that you put in a aquarium he ate it.
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Coral like fake coral or something.
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Yes, and then I'll be damned.
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Right before I hopped on here with you, I walked in the house from Costco, had to do a little Costco run.
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He ate the handle off of my fascia blaster Listen.
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We're trying to get.
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Look at this, look at this.
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It literally happened.
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It literally happened.
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Nate saw it off what.
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What he pulled this out from under the bed it's so weird too.
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We're like trying to get rid of our cellulite, we're trying to make peace with our bodies.
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Shoot it so hard.
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Look, becca, it's got blood on it, you know, tiny, at some point.
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I mean, so I just pulled it out from under your bed, cause you're like, I keep stuff under my bed.
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Yeah, and maybe I need to move things elsewhere because clearly that is part of the organization system.
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I actually don't have much under this bed, but I had a whole life under my old bed because it was high enough that the dog would go under and like not a fan, not a fan of tiny today, and so I started fussing at him and you know what he did he growled at me and so we were.
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We're in tiff right now, which is why I'm recording inside, because I have to watch him, because clearly he eats my shit.
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So anyway, happy, happy tuesday, whatever day I would have gotten so mad well, I'm real sensitive to yelling at him because I I think he came from a life where he was abused jenny, I think someone just let him out of the back of the car.
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I don't think he.
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I think he wasn't fitting the bill and they were like you do not have time for this I feel like I treat him like he has trauma you treat like he's on a spectrum and you're just like that's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
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So yeah, so I legit he he ate some of my fascia blaster, but you know it's fine, so I just hope that.
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Okay, so you hadn't even told us the dog's name.
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Okay, so her name, her short name, is we have a history of B names in my house.
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My first personal dog his name was Billy.
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His name was Billy the kid.
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Actually he was a little white French bulldog and he actually he.
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I got him from a breeder and I know everyone has their opinions, that's fine, I'm not going to get into that, but.
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I got him.
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We don't want him.
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Yeah, like I know why I did this.
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I had a specific reason, but he needed to be shown.
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It was part of my contract so that his parents could get more points.
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However, that works.
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He actually went to Westminster, shut the front door.
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Yeah, he was actually a beautiful dog he has.
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Was it the picture you posted?
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the other day.
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Was it a little white dog a kid?
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oh no, that was a cat billy.
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The kid was like a little.
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I was in my 20s.
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Okay, bella, a black lab rescue boots was a rescue.
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Cat bindi not a rescue.
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Um, I knew we were going to have kids and I just I love rescues but really wanted a bulldog.
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Yeah, it's different when you have kids.
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Absolutely, I agree, you and kids specifically, yeah.
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Specifically kids and, like I would love to be a rescue house for bulldogs and boxers down the line for sure, because there are two breeds that people get and they really don't understand how much work they require, and when they get like to the rescues, they just look, so it's just not pretty yeah but brett we needed to say with a b name pilot wanted to name her bailey.
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She did not want to budge from the brett thing.
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Her original name was dolly, after dolly parton.
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But which I thought it was.